The Unicorn commented on Help! Men's Wearhouse Ruined My Wedding!

"my husband's father accidentally left his digital camera in his tux jacket pocket after our wedding."

The Unicorn commented on This New Walmart Logo Looks AWFULLY Familiar

"this brightened my day so much, I can't even tell you. but surely Walmart is even more highbrow than a mere Vonnegut reference -- it's probably inspired by the paintings of Joan Miro', who used asterisk symbology in the exact same way."

The Unicorn commented on Want To Make More Money? Don't "Sound Black." Or Southern!

"@aspiringexpatriate: I'm not sure its origins, but "hella" is definitely used in contexts where "helluva" wouldn't work."

The Unicorn commented on Delia*s: Models, Clothes And Prices To Smile About

"@eefers: @TinyMontgomery: @LBB: I have Doc Martens in electric blue, red, floral print, baby pink with black newspaper writing, & the requisite black."

The Unicorn commented on Want To Make More Money? Don't "Sound Black." Or Southern!

"@d.ham: ah!"

The Unicorn commented on Want To Make More Money? Don't "Sound Black." Or Southern!

"@braak: @aspiringexpatriate: & see, I've always said "soda" & never knew anyone who called it pop when I was growing up. if nothing else, this discussion has proven to me that St."

The Unicorn commented on Want To Make More Money? Don't "Sound Black." Or Southern!

"@FourInchHeels: it spells fish!!!"

The Unicorn commented on Want To Make More Money? Don't "Sound Black." Or Southern!

"@mbprice: wow, thanks!"

The Unicorn commented on Want To Make More Money? Don't "Sound Black." Or Southern!

"@mbprice: also, even though I'm from St."

The Unicorn commented on Want To Make More Money? Don't "Sound Black." Or Southern!

"I don't want to hate on anyone who's exposing truths about society -- the economic repercussions of a racist/classist/whateverist job market are real, & worth discussing."

The Unicorn commented on Label Whores...Now For Everyone Else To Enjoy

"you guys, I only know this because I am so smart & knowledgeable...I'm pretty sure the quote is Helen Gurley-Brown."

The Unicorn commented on Walmart.com Holds $550 Hostage For PS3 Bundle It Won't Ship

"UPDATE!"

The Unicorn commented on Walmart.com Holds $550 Hostage For PS3 Bundle It Won't Ship

"@rzr: @Consumer007: wow, thanks for the phone number; I'm hoping I might have luck talking to a real live person versus someone whose job it is to cut & paste email templates. @clnclarinet: when you're on your deathbed, you'll think to yourself "so many..."

The Unicorn commented on Walmart.com Holds $550 Hostage For PS3 Bundle It Won't Ship

"@Kaisum: I should've paid more attention to the terms, but I was so excited to have the opportunity to buy a new bundle that I was only focused on clicking through while it was still available (even though it's obvious now that that was never the case). @SacraBos: ...& it will probably surprise no one here that they don't have a phone number listed for customer service with online orders."

The Unicorn commented on Walmart.com Holds $550 Hostage For PS3 Bundle It Won't Ship

"@Hamm Beerger: yeah, well, it's still a pain in the ass."

The Unicorn commented on Walmart.com Holds $550 Hostage For PS3 Bundle It Won't Ship

"hey, just to clarify -- after Chris (I think) responded to my email re: the Terms of Service issue, I doublechecked my bank account & the funds haven't actually been withdrawn yet."

The Unicorn commented on Announcements

"oh my god, the Hopleaf is amazing!"