" Facebook has fashioned itself the clean, well-lit alternative to the scary open Internet "
Know who else tried that? AOL
Give her a mansion in Khartoum?? You just have to follow the D.E.N.N.I.S. system bro!
Oh yeah?
Um...hello? You forgot horseshoes, freestyle eating, orienteering, and Wheel of Fortune. Some list you've made here!
I also hate cheese. Goat cheese to me tastes like the smell of sweaty socks. I don't get it.
That awkward Vice interview seemed to be more the fault of the interviewer, but it's not the worst I've seen out of them. That would be this.
Looks like SOMEBODY sold a lot of Cuckoo Clocks!!
Balancing a baby and a drug habit - it's true, you really can "have it all"!
Something about that picture is reminding me I should get my oil changed
"shall we talk about cheese?"
That's nice work boys.
Romney is looking more and more like governor sandwiches these days
Meanwhile at Gawker HQ....
I prefer his rendition of Who Let The Dogs Out
"that's right, Ladies and Gentleman, one time I caught a tie THIS WIDE"
Yes, "SOCIETY"...indeed
That photo is literally the only time I've seen Ray Kelly smile
Of course this happened. One political troll deserves another.
The least shocking part of this story is that Greg Kelly hangs out at South Street Seaport.
You're not that far off...
"Exhaustion" has become the modern equivalent of the vapours or female hysteria
