crankymediaguy commented on Bill Maher Recommends Insane Asylum for Sherri Shepherd on 'View' Appearance Gone Awry

""Does he believe that man walked on the moon?"

crankymediaguy commented on Bill Maher Recommends Insane Asylum for Sherri Shepherd on 'View' Appearance Gone Awry

""Perhaps he's bitter over his short stature and pudgy face?" Oooh, snap!"

crankymediaguy commented on Bill Maher Accuses Sherri Shepherd Of Beating Her Children With A Stupid Stick

""But moreover, what he doesn't realize is that he proselytizes his own religion, Atheism, and isn't even aware of it." On The Daily Show tonight, Maher said he isn't an atheist because atheists have the same smug certainty as believers."

crankymediaguy commented on Corporate Bullshit At Its Finest

"Breakdown on that half-mil price: Paying a starving art student to come up with the logo: $50. Writing that gibberish justification of it via one of those automatic "corp speak" generating websites: $50 (to pay for the lost lunch hour it took). Keeping a straight face while presenting this utter bullshit to the client: $499,900"

crankymediaguy commented on Global Media Sours On David Blaine's Half-Ass Stunt

"For my next trick, I will ignore "magicians" who don't do actual TRICKS for the rest of my natural life.* *Duration of stunt to be determined at a later date."

crankymediaguy commented on 'Borat' Director to Put an End to Religion

"*You* have the right to believe in whatever God you want. *I* have the right to point out that you are a flaming douchebag who clings to ridiculous superstition out of fear of your own mortality. Oh, and I get to laugh really hard at you and demand that your stupid House O' Worship pay its fair share of taxes."

crankymediaguy commented on Angry Wiccan Digs Up The Identity Behind Scam Site Fastspells.com

""Is that site any different than the iPhone app "I am Rich" that charged $899 for a copy of the program that people actually bought?" As stupid as that program was, it didn't promise anything it didn't deliver."

crankymediaguy commented on Anthrax Suspect Still Messing With People's Heads From Beyond The Grave

"My Mom was cremated and her funeral was held in St."

crankymediaguy commented on Why Did Vincent Gallo Call This Girl An 'Ugly Cunt'?

"Um, I'm not lawyer or nuttin' but doesn't Mr."

crankymediaguy commented on Secret Layoff Talking Points Sent To Entire Company In All-Time Classic Email Fuckup

"I hope some of the about-to-be laid-off employees catch the layer-offers as they leave the office one day soon and tell them, "Don't think of this as us kicking your ass."