curlyjoe commented on Flashback: Madonna And Sandra Bernhard On Letterman

"What wonders modern dentistry does to a woman."

curlyjoe commented on Which Is Worse: Roman Polanski Banging A 13-Year-Old Or Hollywood Blindly Embracing Him Despite It All?

"@Slut Machine: I'm with you SM."

curlyjoe commented on Which Is Worse: Roman Polanski Banging A 13-Year-Old Or Hollywood Blindly Embracing Him Despite It All?

"Give the man a break, he was a holocaust survivor and lost his wife to Charlie Manson."

curlyjoe commented on Loose Lips

"@lucyjae: Good question...."

curlyjoe commented on Loose Lips

"Those were the days."

curlyjoe commented on That Guy From Gossip Girl, Buying Coke!

"@The Merovingian Princess: Come on?"

curlyjoe commented on Heidi Montag Cashes In

"Please stop treating her and Spencer like they're real celebrities."

curlyjoe commented on Crimes Against the Mammaries: Nominees Crush, Contort And Maul Their Breasts In Quest For Daytime Excellence

"Days of Our Lives' Rachel Melvin's armpit-stain colored petticoat of a dress needs some dusting and/or bleaching."

curlyjoe commented on Dr. Robert Rey: Peddler Of Silicone AND Self-Esteem For The Masses

"OMG, is this the first Dr Rey item on Jezebel?? I have a first hand encounter with him."

curlyjoe commented on Agyness Deyn Has Cramps

"High-waisted jeans are back??!!"

curlyjoe commented on Somebody's Getting Their Lands Wet

"@vivresavie17: Or L'histoire d'O even."

curlyjoe commented on Word Of The Day

"I always thought uxorious means unctious."

curlyjoe commented on Sad Perv Paul Janka's E-Book Will Be a Bestseller

"I'm fretting the idea that this will be a veritable NYT bestseller, and then we are all guilty. OTOH, I can't wait to read section VI."

curlyjoe commented on Goes Well With 'Chinese Earthquake End Tables'

"Folds up and fits in a briefcase."

curlyjoe commented on Jason Preston: Sedate(d) Gay "Bum"

"By my calculation, he will need to have a 14-inch dick to compensate for all that's missing."

curlyjoe commented on Luke Wilson: Unwitting Witness To Barbie Crime Scene

"Misses, you're under arrest for trespassing and loitering."

curlyjoe commented on I'm Wearing My Nephew's Shirt

""I'm not as ripped as in 300" was the understatement of the day."

curlyjoe commented on Prince Harry Holds Baby, Gets Kinda Freaked Out

"Harry is far hotter because he has the non-Windsor genes from Diana's secret lover."