When you start out being Hollywood for ugly people the need for litation can't be far behind.
So that's where hominy comes from.
I wish that I had Jesse's curls.
College is unaffordable because of supply and demand. The easier you make it to borrow money for school, the more potential students there are competing for a fixed amount of seats. Therefore, prices rise.
On third thought, don't. #barackobama
Post me when he hits Lucky Cheng's. #barackobama
Post me when he hits Lucky Cheng's. #barackobama
The vapidity of these stupid Guitar Hero Rock Star games can be summed up with that Walmart ad where the mom with the high waisted jeans is wang chunging in the kitchen. I mean really. It's like playing checkers with chess pieces. #thebeatles
@MrInBetween: So is Franklin Raines. #andrewrosssorkin
He's the fairy godfather. #robertmormando
If you don't buy a Manwich the terrorists have won.
Pop's prodigal prince parades with pale paramour with Pepe Le Pew purse in Paris.
@Claire Buoyant: No, but the Jet fans cheering Mark Sanchez while wearing green sombreros are kind of funny.
Racial ambiguity is our destiny. I thought of this while eating nachos and drinking Harp at Jose Murphy's.
Makes sense, if you think about the decline in masculinity in pop stars, best charted by tracking the pill's arrival and how we got from Elvis Presley to Shaun Cassidy, with a Bobby Sherman stop in between.
I hope it doesn't end up like that episode of "Homicide: Life on the Street" when Vincent D'Onofrio got all twisted up.
I'm sure Spencer would be horrified to find himself categorized with John Gosselin.
I was arrested once for stealing a bowling pin from Rheem Valley Lanes.
I think she should go with Heidi Klum Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure Simpson Samuel.
@onebadclam: Mental wounds not healing, life's a bitter shame.
