Christian_Okoye_Dokoye commented on The Nets And You, You Big Loser

"Tiger Beat...that's a pun."

Christian_Okoye_Dokoye commented on Does It Make You Feel Better To Know You Weren't Favored To Begin With?

"Somebody get her tongue before she swallows it!"

Christian_Okoye_Dokoye commented on Tiger Woods Respectfully Asks Media To Refer To His Wife As "Hero" And Not "Club-Wielding Crazy Lady"

"Samson Simpson...I stick with my story!"

Christian_Okoye_Dokoye commented on South Jersey Pep Rally Turns Into Jerry Bruckheimer Film

"Those crazy Aggies have done it again!"

Christian_Okoye_Dokoye commented on Bud Selig: Retrospecticus

"Bart Giamatti is going to have a massive coronary when he sees this list of infractions."

Christian_Okoye_Dokoye commented on Franciscan Friar? Or Ochocinco Finding A Great Bargain?

"@BruschisBrewsky: Does Vince Offer have to punch a bitch?"

Christian_Okoye_Dokoye commented on Your Early Afternoon College Football Viewing Open Thread

"@BruschisBrewsky: Are you on pot?"

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"@twoeightnine: Jesus, man!"

Christian_Okoye_Dokoye commented on An Angry Message For The Sports Fella, From The Star Of TV's Brooklyn Bridge

"@Kid Canada: ...and he taped his cock to his inner thigh."