This is incredibly servicey. I'm not doubting you, but would you care to offer any more background?
Don't ever leave us, SaveToFavorites.
Which makes perfect sense, since all the great American religions (Mormonism, Scientology) propagate very specific beliefs about outer space.
Yes, I'll promote that.
"If You Think Lisa Chan is the Megan Fox of Alleged Race Traitors, Click Like!"
In partial defense of some here, I imagine it would be misleading to characterize most Gawker comments as attempts to "solve the problem of...virulent racism." After all, many of us remain thoroughly stymied by the much less urgent problem of virulent boredom at work.
I'm with you. Should we start a Facebook group or something?
You snuck that one just inside the foul pole, maybe, but you still get to touch home plate. Well struck.
Well, this is strange. I mean, just look at that gorgeous face. I feel like I should be apologizing to her.
This comment is precisely what the old Gawker used to be. Like it was Christmas every ten minutes.

And demonstrated by an acknowledged master, too

Not casting aspersions on the current iteration, of course. Just pointing out a possible target for those with high aspirations.

Politico: Because why should The Onion have all the fun?
Which Bible, though? I presume they mean the one written in Pennsylvania:

[en.wikipedia.org]

I laughed out loud. At 3:30 a.m.
You know, if you set a better example regarding where to poop, maybe the message would be received.
Buy yourself a drink on me, Ron. You've earned it.
Kimberley Conrad?

The second "e" is for "eleemosynary."

Geez, it's like you can see right into me. Now I want to go donate to Planned Parenthood.
Okay, so she got one thing right.
Whoa, you're breaking Karen Christy's heart, right here.
Oooh, very well played.
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