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skahammer

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skahammer is remembering his first visit...the service was exquisite....

skahammer commented on We're Sorry For Making You Quit The New York Times, Sharon Waxman
"@MissNormaDesmond: Yes, using all the powers that we stored up while we were being made fund of--mercilessly--back in high school. I nominate Altman to carry the flag on this one."
http://gawker.com/5060244/#c8198883 6:19 PM on Oct 7
skahammer commented on We're Sorry For Making You Quit The New York Times, Sharon Waxman
"@hypocriteoath: Nicely played there, oath. Now I'm going to be on the lookout for the "balls of hypocrisy" for the rest of this week."
http://gawker.com/5060244/#c8198833 6:16 PM on Oct 7
skahammer commented on Palin: Vote Ponies/Do You Think Todd Likes Me '08!
"@lobstr: I find your orthographic nerdery tittillating."
http://gawker.com/5059768/#c8183268 6:01 AM on Oct 7
skahammer commented on Which Boy Band Member Is About to Come Out?
"@Private Hangnail: Nothing in that meds cabinet but my own private tale of woe and misery, accentuated with Latinate suffixes. The Xanax bottle, by the way, is where I keep the pet suppositories."
http://gawker.com/5059371/#c8164850 11:28 AM on Oct 6
skahammer commented on Which Boy Band Member Is About to Come Out?
"@Private Hangnail: Re "Knee-Deep in Zombie Bitches": Dear Private Hangnail, please stay out of the desk drawer that holds the current draft of my graphic-novel-in-progress, titled as above."
http://gawker.com/5059371/#c8163702 10:37 AM on Oct 6
skahammer commented on Sleazy Pornographer Is Unfortunately A First Amendment Martyr
"@BookishLookish: Link, please!"
http://gawker.com/5058836/#c8135940 5:07 PM on Oct 3
skahammer commented on CBS News Temptress Nabbed Iraq Booty
"@Furious George: I agree, although now I prefer to say that she has exported my heart without going through proper outgoing customs inspection. It feels about the same way, actually."
http://gawker.com/5058494/#c8129010 1:04 PM on Oct 3
skahammer commented on Why I Already Irrationally Hate Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist
"@TheHonJudgeSmails: You know, that would be a good strategy for choosing actresses to star in films."
http://gawker.com/5058697/#c8128741 12:54 PM on Oct 3
skahammer commented on Why I Already Irrationally Hate Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist
"@Banjo Kitten: I believe that was "Magical Hipster Pixie Girl.""
http://gawker.com/5058697/#c8128684 12:53 PM on Oct 3
skahammer commented on Why I Already Irrationally Hate Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist
"@cyanidecygnet: Hate to play grown-up, but if you're feeling "blamed" by a movie, that's probably a sign that it's time to change therapists."
http://gawker.com/5058697/#c8128603 12:50 PM on Oct 3

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Aaron Altman on Sep 8, 2008

Wait, are you trying to tell me something? Now I'm worried!

Aaron Altman on Aug 29, 2008

Dude, no way. You're a starter, and you know it. Now stop dunking on the other team! It makes them look bad. :-)

Aaron Altman on Aug 28, 2008

Thanks kindly, skahammer... sweet of you to say.

Moff on Aug 27, 2008

Now I'm sheepish.

Moff on Aug 27, 2008

I JUST WANT THE MESSAGES I LEAVE FOR YOU TO SHOW UP AAAAGGGGHHH

Moff on Aug 27, 2008

I left you a reply, but it's not appearing. ANNOYING.

Moff on Aug 27, 2008

Thanks, man. I seek to spread laughter and happiness and all-girl pornography across the land.

And I'm also going to opt not to picture you as a buff, naked ubersmurf.

Multiphasic on Aug 25, 2008

Nothing personal, but I'm going to opt not to picture you as a buff, naked ubersmurf.

Multiphasic on Aug 25, 2008

Um, dude...

How is it you keep posting from the future?

Calraigh on Aug 17, 2008

Hey! So yes, I am indeed on Fbook. Hardly ever though and only because someone forced me, at winepoint.

It's been ages since I've been here too, I guess your bro' was right about the other thing.. *weeps*

Seeräuber Jenny on Aug 10, 2008

What does your name mean?

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