Just so everyone is clear: it is impossible to overstate how awful "Moves Like Jagger" is. Neither Drew, nor you, nor I, nor any English speaker living or dead has the vocabulary to truly describe and illustrate its awfulness. It is a searingly bright supernova of negative excellence. I think it may have actually obliterated several quality Rolling Stones albums from time and space itself.
Ayyyyy, I'm flattahed heah!
That's just a load of santorum.
Those earrings they're wearing in the photo are horrible.
WRONG!
The correct answer is "he'd reject it as an abomination stemming from an unholy union that is prohibited by Leviticus."
Given that this is Sharon Stone, I think you meant "least shocking thing".
Just in: Beane trades second base from the Coliseum for a cricket wicket; sends the wicket, Joey Devine, and $200,000 to the Reds for Bronson Arroyo.
NOW it's the weirdest offseason ever.
I'm trying to think of some creative way to work dildonic non-person into normal conversation, but in my mind all I can hear is Yakov Smirnoff saying "In Soviet Russia, when KGB not like your sex tape, they make you dildonic non-person!"
Is Michael Jordon the guy who played shoeting guard for the Chicago Bills?
Uggs for everyone!!!!!
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There's no evidence that the SS weren't aliens. So it's possible that maybe they were aliens. Everything that is factual is also possible. Therefore, the SS were probably aliens.
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There's no evidence that the SS weren't aliens. So it's possible that maybe they were aliens. Everything that is factual is also possible. Therefore, the SS were probably aliens.
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Pete Carroll would be down on the ground trying to motivate the ball to drive itself, then get a little sniffly with the press when it didn't because gosh darnit, he just loves and respects the hell out of that ball....
Bill Parcells would hold a press conference and say "You guys need to go ask the ball where it's going. Is she still on the tee?"
Edit: and for the diehard Pats fans -- Dick MacPherson would be standing in a parking lot with a fishing pole wondering where the cheerleaders were.
As a Free Citizen, Rodney Harrison chooses to not go to the White House.
This ranks at the "Ricky Martin is Gay" level on the Shock and Disbelief Chart.
Then Mike Scioscia reacquired Mike Napoli in order to trade him for that employee.
Coming up next on MTV's "Things Kendrick Perkins Is Just Figuring Out", Kendrick realizes there aren't a lot of white people in the NBA, and Kendrick comes to think that Madonna isn't quite the same spring chicken she was when "Lucky Star" came out!
If you eat cheese in this post, you will be banned.
(Great Joyce quote, BTW. Never heard that one...)
That's nothing -- their St. Patrick's Day insert is just a photo of JFK soaked in Jameson's.
Yes, you do.
