dealbo commented on Another Lame Internet Meme

"The fridge scene was stupid, but this ruined the movie for me: Well, the word for 'gold' translates as 'treasure.' But their treasure wasn't gold, it was knowledge."

dealbo commented on What Black Women Want: Toyota Espionage

"There had best be lots of finger snaps in this game."

dealbo commented on The 7 Types Of Bad Bosses According To Star Trek (And How To Survive Them)

"Archer was never mean?"

dealbo commented on Gossip Girl's Network Being Killed By YOU

"Try as I might, I can't get upset about losing Rich White Kids with Problems and the Silent Minorities Who Love Them, Part 45."

dealbo commented on Michael Bloomberg Gets Pissy Over Word 'Maintain'

"And people wanted this guy to run for president?"

dealbo commented on How Levi's Jeans Duped The Internet With Their New Secret Ad

"@LotharOfTheHillPeople: I wasn't aware there was such a thing as "too much junk touching"."

dealbo commented on Leak-Free Obama Staff Annoys Reporters

"It sounds like a great plan - but if it's true, what orifice does the candidate use to shit roses? His hopehole, obvs."

dealbo commented on The Best Abstract Giant Robot Ever

"Electroplant?"

dealbo commented on If Letting Grandma Shoot A Gun Is Elder Abuse, I Don't Want To Be Non-Abusive

"Gun totting grandmas go perfectly with this story from The Onion."

dealbo commented on One More Thing

"Nothing says relevant like covering a 17 year-old song."

dealbo commented on Ron Moore Drags Us Back To The Holodeck

"Why do you have to pick on Bride of Chaotica?"

dealbo commented on Career Path Of Entourage Members Grows More Demanding

"These guys are hot and stupid!"

dealbo commented on Boldly Going Where Only A Fuel Economy Car Can Take You, Apparently

"For all its advanced technology, I did not like the Prius at all."

dealbo commented on McCain boots campaign aide for posting YouTube link to Twitter

"Every single blog post I've seen about this has had the video embedded."

dealbo commented on State Dept. Creeps Get Fired For Sneaking Peeks At Obama's Passport

"@Johnny Zhivago's Cat: If his campaign actually did such a thing, it just might stand a chance against what Hillary and/or the Republicans will through at him."

dealbo commented on Deadly Spring's First Victims Make Fox Anchor Positively Giddy

"...and the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night."

dealbo commented on Explanation Of Twitter For Normal People Only Makes It Seem Sadder

"@4_Chan!!!!!11!one:this notion that anyone is at all interested in the excruciating minutia of our daily lives is just too much to handle. Thank you!"

dealbo commented on Barack, Hillary Determined To Take 'Happiness,' Sue It, Kill It, Burn It Over Pyre

"Is anyone stupid enough to get in a knife fight with Hillary?"