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"My grandmother, from Sioux City, Iowa, died shortly after that kid caught that ball."

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"Oh, and last night's was better than any other this season."

djjamestaylor commented on Is 30 Rock Starting to Suck?

"The show has started sucking since the second season."

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"How far north is the bar?"

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"Phew."

djjamestaylor commented on Harry Potter Author Sorry She Made Muggle Cry

"She sucks."

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"Even Stevens ruled."

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"It's kind of funny 4Chan has rules that their members seem to respect."

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"Like The Beatles, I don't think Gawker writers should reveal they are married."

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"I got people to write in "Unkinny Bop" as our high-school Prom theme, but it came in second to "You Look Wonderful Tonight." Either one of those would be good at a Mets game."

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"Hamilton, do you live under the sewage treatment plant or something?"

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"Meaningless."

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"I know the elephant, it's totally real."

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"Only virgins ever wanted Lloyd Dobler."

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"I'll always remember when he declared techno dead and covered Mission To Burma at Lollapalooza."

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"Oops, you caught it in the update."

djjamestaylor commented on Dalai Lama threatens to resign

"He's said before he would the last Dalai Lama."

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"She's not smart."