djjamestaylor commented on Ricky Williams Still Tempted by the Lure of the Sweet Leaf

"He wasn't wearing a helmet during the interview, so should I assume he's switched to pharmaceuticals to deal with his anxiety?"

djjamestaylor commented on Starbury In Flight, Afternoon Delight ...

"But what I'll mainly remember are the shoes."

djjamestaylor commented on New 'W.' Spot Was One Fake Nose Away From Starring Christian Bale

"In college I saw a screening of Richard Linklater's "Suburbia." Nicky Katt was in the audience and before the movie he stood up, awkwardly turned to the audience and assured us "It's a comedy."

djjamestaylor commented on Kim Kardashian and Defamer Tipster Go To War Over Car Accident 'Rashomon'

"Fuck Kim, but good for Reggie for taking the Escalade."

djjamestaylor commented on Josh Groban: Emmy Laughingstock or Accidental Genius?

"Why doesn't he sound American?"

djjamestaylor commented on Just What The NFL Needs; More Nazi-Related Controversy

"Personally, I'd rather it be named by an American corporation with ties to less obvious atrocities."

djjamestaylor commented on Did MTV Censor Russell Brand's Shocking Bristol Palin Joke?

"Bristol's boyfriend has a promise ring tattoo, right?"

djjamestaylor commented on David Duchovny Totally Into Internet Porn, If By 'Internet Porn' You Mean Banging Extras

""They ended up making out.""

djjamestaylor commented on Inside A Pee Wee-Starring 'Happiness 2' and a Peter Gallagher- Retaining 'Center Stage 2'

"During college in Rhode Island, there were still $1 theatres, and during the summer that made it cheaper to see a movie than run your air conditioning, so I saw Center Stage 2 times (and Battlefield Earth 3 times)."

djjamestaylor commented on Return Of The Dragon

"She's starting to look like Dead Eddie."