Kois commented on Times Reporter: "I Was A Fat Thug Who Beat Up Women And Sold Bad Coke"

"Yeah, people will have many issues with Carr's book, but whether it's true or not won't be one of them."

Kois commented on On Vincent Gallo, Black Gallagher And Rotten.com Videos

"Hey Leitch: Get back to work."

Kois commented on Disgruntled Fox Intern Revealed Via Facebook (Of Course)

"It is true that she would have gotten found + fired soon enough, but it sorta sucks that CollegeOTR -- which hosted her blog -- was sending around emails to gossip and entertainment sites saying "Check it out!"

Kois commented on Defiant Werner Herzog to Defamer: 'Who is Abel Ferrara?'

"Yeah, this is awesome."

Kois commented on Hollywood 2: Dawn Of The Ladies

"Look, it's a full day later, but Jesus do I love Seth's box office posts."

Kois commented on 100 Buyouts at Wash 'Post'

"Don't forget everyone's favorite Pulitzer Prize winner, Stephen Hunter!"

Kois commented on We Do!

"Yay gays!"

Kois commented on It's A Network Pickup Orgy!

"Since the Wright brothers perfected human flight?"

Kois commented on Former 'Times' Gossip Now Just Publishing Sketchbook in Paper

"Seriously, Robertson is awesome."

Kois commented on Obama: Baller

"Was Obama's team playing zone?"

Kois commented on HuffPo Blogger Wonders Where the Ladies Are

"@The2ndMrsDeWinter: On her junk mail, was her name spelled with all lower-case letters?"

Kois commented on Stop David Letterman if You've Heard This One Before (Hint: You Have)

"He's been doing this a long time?"

Kois commented on Portfolio Editor Taken To Point Of Ecstasy By Boss

"Poor, nice Jacob Lewis. Also, I really like some of the articles in Portfolio, but I assume that is a failing of the magazine because I am Sternbergh-level money retarded."

Kois commented on Announcing The Next Book Tour Stop: Milwaukee!

"Have fun in my hometown!"

Kois commented on Back Where It Started

"I'm just excited that someday it'll be 64 degrees, albeit windy, again."

Kois commented on How Gene Simmons' Sex Tape Is The Fairytale Romance Of Our Time

"This is really funny."

Kois commented on The One Where The Editor Says It's Time To Move On

"I am sad, but relieved you are taking a break."

Kois commented on What Happened To New York: A History Of The 00's So Far

"I'll miss you, Choire."