February 17, 2012 – If your Downton Abbey obsession has spun out of control, like a scheme dreamed up by Thomas, or a love affair with a chauffeur, you might as well start shopping for stuff to go with your paper dolls. [Jezebel]
TGIF!
February 17, 2012 – This is Bailey, a cockapoo puppy. Image via The Daily Puppy. I seem to have run out of reader submissions. If you want to see your pet here, email me with the subject line TGIF. [Jezebel]
Introducing Peta Lindsay, Your Young, Black, Female Presidential Candidate
February 17, 2012 – Peta Lindsay is 27 years old and running for president. She represents the PSL — Party for Socialism and Liberation — and believes that we could experience a socialist revolution right here in Amurrica: [Jezebel]
Worth It: You Gotta Have Mobs of Swabs
February 17, 2012 – Much unlike many a magazine editor who recommends you buy all sorts of crap that they most likely got for free, your Jezebel staff doesn't get jack shit (other than books, unsolicited). [Jezebel]
Dogs That Look Like Dicks
February 17, 2012 – Puppies that look like penises. Cock-like curs. Wiener dogs, emphasis on the wiener. Phallic fidos. Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay. [The WoW Report] [Jezebel]
Four Words: Downton Abbey Paper Dolls
February 17, 2012 – You bet your driving gloves Lady Sybil is wearing a NOW T-shirt. Hell. Yes. Be sure and click through to check out the many moods of the Dowager Countess, as well as Lady Mary and Matthew Crawley. [Jezebel]
Lenny Kravitz Shills Gold Eyeliner For Hunger Games
February 16, 2012 – What's weird about this is that I feel like I'm supposed to be anti-Capitol, but now I really want some liquid gold eyeliner. Lionsgate: Hunger Games Liquid Skyliner [Creativity] [Jezebel]
A Chronological Look at What Exactly Is Wrong With Chris Brown
February 16, 2012 – On Sunday night, Chris Brown performed live on television twice, and won his first Grammy, for Best R&B Album. This sparked outrage among certain people. [Jezebel]
Everything You Need To Know About Chris Brown
(Jezebel.com ) February 16, 2012 – On Sunday night, Chris Brown performed live on television twice, and won his first Grammy, for Best R&B Album. This sparked outrage among certain people. More on Jezebel »
Lil’ Kim Calls Nicki Minaj a Stupid Ho
February 16, 2012 – The Kim/Nicki feud continues! Last night on Watch What Happens, Willie Geist asked Lil' Kim what she thinks about Nicki Minaj. Kim's first answer: "Who?" Then Andy Cohen asked, "How do you feel about her song 'Stupid Hoe'?" Kim: [Jezebel]
No Sign Of Whitney Houston in Maya Rudolph’s SNL Promos
February 16, 2012 – Maya Rudolph is hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend, and in a series of promo clips she's shot with Andy Samberg, she dons sunglasses, jokes about having writer's block and talks about a character called The Sandich Lady. [Jezebel]
Happy Hump Day!
February 15, 2012 – Honestly, I feel bad for these meerkat pups, because while they are adorable, unfortunately, the cute animal market peaked earlier today with the bulldog and the piglets. [Jezebel]
This Week In Tabloids: Whitney’s Minions Cleaned Up The Cocaine Before Medics Arrived
(Jezebel.com ) February 15, 2012 – Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we stroll through the fields of Star, In Touch, Us, Life & Style and Ok!, picking the fragrant flowers of celebrity gossip. More on Jezebel »
This Week In Tabloids: Whitney’s Minions Cleaned Up the Cocaine Before Medics Arrived
February 15, 2012 – Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we stroll through the fields of Star, In Touch, Us, Life & Style and Ok!, picking the fragrant flowers of celebrity gossip. [Jezebel]
Diabolical Tabloid Recreates Whitney’s Death With Sick Photoshoot
February 15, 2012 – Though neither Jennifer Aniston's nor Kate Middleton's twins have ever materialized, Brad and Angelina are still together and Michael Douglas Deathwatch™ [Jezebel]
In Case You Missed It, Amber Riley Killed ‘I Will Always Love You’ on Glee Last Night
February 15, 2012 – Glee has become a disappointingly confusing clusterfuck of random ideas fit only for Hate Watching (seriously, I've been unhappy with almost every plotline since The Acafellas broke up) but last night, Mercedes — [Jezebel]
Queens Create Totally Awesome ’80s Infomercial on Drag Race
February 14, 2012 – RuPaul has always been really great at product placement — his songs play throughout the show and brand-names are dropped often and effortlessly. [Jezebel]
Elegant Updos and Classy Coats at the Westminster Dog Show
February 14, 2012 – Last night the 136th annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show kicked off in New York. The show was first held in 1877, making it the second-longest continuously held sporting event in the U.S., second only to the Kentucky Derby. [Jezebel]
My Mom Recaps The Bachelor: ‘Too Much Kissing In One Day’
February 14, 2012 – This needs no introduction, but here's a short one: My mom has been watching The Bachelor, and has a lot of feelings about the show. She called last night, and I decided to record it. [Jezebel]
Taylor Swift Sings as World Burns in Dreary Hunger Games Video
February 14, 2012 – "Safe and Sound" is the first song from the Hunger Games soundtrack, and in the just-released video, Taylor Swift wanders through a fiery, haunted post-apocalyptic wasteland (District 12?) in a white dress. [Jezebel]
