"My brother was too lazy to get a job and needed some extra bucks (for beer) and liked GI Joe as a kid, so one summer between college semesters he decided to join the Marine Corps reserves (1 weekend a month, 2 weeks a year right?) and basic training was pretty fun and easy so he decided to specialize in explosive ordnance.
1 month later, the World Trade Center came down."
"@AlanInDC: I say the Army should have let him pay, but garnish his salary to help pay for a tank and the Iraq War.
Actually, I think I might be on to something here $$$$$$!!!"
"@Its The Beer Talking:
Props to referencing a minor hit made for a movie that was a minor hit and most people under the age of 25 will not have seen or heard of.
Also who knew that Mercedes Lane would change her name to Lorraine to attempt to distance herself from her past, then to Rollergirl and fully embrace it?"
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