drewheyman commented on ESPN Snitches On Pacman, Costs Him His Job

"He needs to put the paper over his mouth when he calls his hits so the police can't stop him before they happen. That's what good coaches do."

drewheyman commented on New Jersey Senator Demands You T Up Those Cheerleaders

"he's from Jersey, why didn't he just tell those broads to shaddahup?"

drewheyman commented on Sting Teaches You to Play Guitar in Garageband '09

"@92BuickLeSabre: Also Sting and Norah Jones smashed together could teach us all how to play the keytar!"

drewheyman commented on Texas Waits For Final Minute To Eat Ohio State's Soul

"@T-man: Don't you agree that the whole season every game should be best 3 of 5?"

drewheyman commented on The ESPN.Com Redesign Experience Is Now Open For Business

"@PermanentInjuredReserve: deadspin crashes my browser on a regular basis, so no big whoop there."

drewheyman commented on Let Me Tell You Something About Birmingham, Alabama

"You should watch out Dash."

drewheyman commented on Bradie James Didn't Take Yesterday's Loss Well

"@Juancho: Also James was the 4th Cowboy defender the disgruntled fan passed."

drewheyman commented on The Cowboys Have Fallen And They Can't Get Up

"@Aaron Heilman's Coffee Franchise: Yeah she does, and apparently all those crappy defenders are 'really talented' instead of 'terrible' or 'old'."

drewheyman commented on For Skip Bayless, It's Come To This

"@Katni: He's from Illinois."

drewheyman commented on For Skip Bayless, It's Come To This

"Where's Drew Brees' mole on this list?"