Mar-edge hurd. Haz kidz hurd. Dimin'shun returnz.

]]> @gawksFromaRock: Hancock County must represent. So few folks in Maine don't have vanity plates. It's more than a little scary.

]]> Disaster. Calamity. Sadness. Fuck.

]]> @lawyergay: Life is choices amongst alternatives. Kos et al have brought the equivalent to conservative talk-radio nut evangelicanism into the Dem. party's tent. The folks who congregate there are intolerant and intolerable. The bugaboo's of Halperin's little shop have always paled in comparison to the perfectly predictable insanity of political blogs which take partisan stances. He constantly harps on the need for both candidates to develop strong economic messages, which I agree is the crux of the campaign this year.

]]> Having used Halperin as my avatar for a while, I'm obliged to make a defense case. There's some evidence the fellow works damnably hard, breaks some useful stories then and now, and lives ahead of the curve on the blogging/reporter/writer evolutionary curve. Despite some douche-y take-offs now and again, he's strikingly non-partisan on most panelist shows. I suppose these are all good things he has going for himself.

]]> Having taken a few girls home from the "Phoenix", I can tell you, these boys had absolutely no clue.

]]> I'm glad other pundits have declared this tortuous primary over; Op-Ed boards have reverted to random-number generators and fuzzy-logic machines in an attempt to say anything salient.

]]> Who do I have to fuck to make this real? Honestly, I'd be willing to get fucked by someone, just to make this real.

]]> Other than the possibility he directly paid for bombing the Syrian nuclear reactor, Zuckerman is a good shit who makes McLauglin group more worth watching. Three cheers to crazy mogul wars.

]]> When all this shit drops, can we fly-in some Valleywag editors for the inaugural Gawker Media+Her Commenters/JA+Her Posse Street Fight? That kid who made Tumblr needs to get knocked down a couple pegs.

]]> Despite anesthesia, you can't really get "tricked" into as much plastic surgery as she's had.

]]> @BullfightsOnAcid: Considering Harold Ford, I imagine Barack's got some quite special Baugher insights.

]]> A Ben Stein/Dawkins debate would make Hitchens/Galloway look like an afternoon at Chuckie Cheese's. 2000 years of monotheism versus 300 of Enlightenment...at least we're boiling it all down to important stuff, like disclaimer tags on high school biology text books, and avid Ark hunters for Discovery channel documentaries.

]]> If ABC News is on the case, will it be a question at the next Democratic debate?

]]> Gutfeld's original rant was a straw-man argument harping on the lack of civility on the internet, with some piss-ant idea that a combination of roaming Gawker editors and commenter self-legislation would make all honky-dory. Nice to see the real piss-and-vinegar he was carping about comes in paragraph form, directly from the non-anonymous Managing Editor. Eat the ghostly-transparent, less than manly shit that droops from my spineless coccyx, Greg. Denton's got the real goods, but I'm not sure you want them.

]]> How fast before it gets syndicated ala Dexter?

]]> Dog Licks Its Chops at the Prospect of Its Life Lasting Longer Than Its Owner's Career.

]]> Denton's just got pension envy.

]]> I don't know what the problem is. It could have been a Jezebel post, then all the commenters would have said hepatocellular carcinoma leaves you looking "bloated".

]]> Wrapped inside a turd, Mr. Tate, a turd, I tell you. It's time for another will.i.am thingy before Obama becomes an item on stuffupperclasswhitepeoplehaveabandonedtopoorerpeopleliking.wordpress.com

]]> All the pomp and breeding of the Bush family line, and that poor girl can't kick a ridiculously silly accent. So much for being born on third base.

]]> At least it's more stimulating than when the Paris Hilton video came out in closed captioning.

]]> Michael Jackson's 3rd Face and Lindsay Lohan's 3rd Coke Dealer Find Their Resting Places

]]> Boy, she's got pipes. Even Paula Abdul would crack this girl upside the head. Maybe she's a minister's daughter, or whatever the Nordic counterpart to having show-biz ties implies.

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]]> Step 1= Reduce whore-y body art to a sustainable rate, or reverse with surgery. She was going the way of Allen Iverson and Mike Tyson.

]]> This Ketch fellow can't execute contributors, can he? Wait, is Ricard Ketch? Is Ketch Richard? Regardless, I want blood for having the joy of this day totes trampled.

]]> Rebecca suggest I'm shamed by picking my nose in other public places. Au contraire, my friends, au contraire.

]]> @FitnessMadeSimple: Gossip Girl VZCast Cross-Promotion Reveals Nerd User-Base; LG Chocolate Sales Expected to Tank in Q3 '08.

]]> @Sara Benincasa: I want to dip my balls in the face of whoever made Reno 911.

]]> @Sara Benincasa: Wait until you gloss the Finkster's blog before getting too chummy. She still hangs with people from The State. I'm outtaa, heeeerrreee.

]]> In Shocking Late Round Upset, Barack Obama Wins World-Leader-Adultery-Championships by Preemptively Impregnating Halle Berry.

]]> Could have been Sharapova. Horny mankind dodged a bullet, here.

]]> Blossom and Winnie Cooper's Spawn Prove to be Startling Disappointments

]]> Belt by Ethan Hawke, Human Accessories by Fred Zombie

]]> @drugman: I defer to Krishna and my avatar. In similar fashion, Julia batters my heart.

]]> @Lobotomist: I think he wrote it to get your brain seeing the words "Obama", "religion" and "die" in one place.

]]> @TedSez: "If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky, that would be like the splendor of the mighty one. Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."

]]> Lufthansa Scoops Airbus and Boeing For Next Generation War-Dirigible Contract

]]> @drugman: Perjorative, but my fingers are viciously crossed this Ketch fellow has some Irish in him, or some Irish antipathies. Sorry, but it might have made it funnier.

]]> Let Limbaugh, Hannity and Buchanan get a look at that "Southern CA Perspective" strat-plan...LAT seems to be going the way of Absolut.

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