drunkexpatwriter commented on Order Restored As (Nazi?) Prison Orgy Exec Wins Lawsuit

"@Lazy Susan: I always need to drink some more."

drunkexpatwriter commented on Order Restored As (Nazi?) Prison Orgy Exec Wins Lawsuit

"I hope this isn't inviting flames but even if it was a Nazi role playing orgy, so the fuck what? People roleplay all sorts of shit - it doesn't mean they are into it in real life."

drunkexpatwriter commented on National Enquirer Publisher Desperate For Cash

"Wow. They better hope that either: 1."

drunkexpatwriter commented on The New Old Gay Boys Are Back in Town

"@La Cieca: Whatever the term is, I'm unsure if it's that easy to switch from bottom to top."

drunkexpatwriter commented on The New Old Gay Boys Are Back in Town

"@La Cieca: Is that possible?"

drunkexpatwriter commented on The New Old Gay Boys Are Back in Town

"@La Cieca: Why, thank you!"

drunkexpatwriter commented on The New Old Gay Boys Are Back in Town

"@ElleChin: Bareback.com has a lot of tops on it. That said, my main gay client, who is a top, says one of the reasons he loves visiting new york is that he has such an incredible selection of bottoms to choose from. Also, I suspect a lot of the bottoms are getting fucked by married "straight" dudes from New Jersey who work on Wall Street. They are accustomed to being the insertive partner."

drunkexpatwriter commented on The New Old Gay Boys Are Back in Town

"And here I thought that: 1."

drunkexpatwriter commented on One drop of "Liquid Virgin"

"This is the worst idea ever."

drunkexpatwriter commented on Bigger Is Beautiful: Women With (Even) More To Love

"I think I'm in love with Eve Tyler."

drunkexpatwriter commented on Ad People: Drunks

"@if_i_only_had_a_heart: My shrink once told me that she would be "terrified" of me on the streets without xanax."

drunkexpatwriter commented on Ad People: Drunks

"@if_i_only_had_a_heart: A very cheap way to suddenly be both less hungover and less frightened of people all at the same time."

drunkexpatwriter commented on Ad People: Drunks

"P.S."

drunkexpatwriter commented on Ad People: Drunks

"@lionel-mandrake: I have a similar rule I stick to "mostly." But, "mostly" is a key element in that sentence. That said, I do xanax as soon as I wake up and then again at 3:30 and then again at 9 p.m."

drunkexpatwriter commented on Ad People: Drunks

"@Paladin: Vodka with xanax gives the perfect high."

drunkexpatwriter commented on Ad People: Drunks

"@BadUncle: Yeah, every UK escort agency I've ever written for has made it a requirement that all their girls be willing to pee on the clients if requested. That's never been a requirement of any US escort agency I've written for. That alone says a lot of "proper English gentlemen.""

drunkexpatwriter commented on Ad People: Drunks

"@meerkat: I'm not surprised."

drunkexpatwriter commented on Ad People: Drunks

"@if_i_only_had_a_heart: I am offshore."