dutchtwista commented on Movin' On Down

"i hear Michael Lohan is shopping a "socially redeeming" reality show as well."

dutchtwista commented on Ellen DeGeneres Eliminates The Bulge-Assessment Guesswork For 'The Bachelorette'

"@NoGrumpys: "she wears underwears with dickholes in them" (c) Silky Johnston aka D."

dutchtwista commented on No One In Chicago Fit To Serve On R. Kelly Jury

"@hypocriteoath: yeah, god forbid gawker should discuss the blacks too much."

dutchtwista commented on Obama's Jewish Problem

"Andrea Mitchell pretty much said the words "obama's got a jewish problem" months ago on that shouty show after Meet the Press and since she's married to Alan Greenspan..."

dutchtwista commented on New NYC Banksy Piece: Confirmed?

"fwiw, there's one outside of Galapagos that looks like it's by the same artist it's an ape in a basketball uniform w/a briefcase"

dutchtwista commented on Has Marvin Harrison's Shady Past (And Present) Finally Caught Up To Him?

"Is this dirty laundry of Leon Lett persuasion? Marvin Harrison = Marlo Stanfield?"

dutchtwista commented on Jordan Carlos Wants A Real Job

"LOL @ "one big exclusive white person club"... pot calling the kettle honkie, GawkerMedia?"

dutchtwista commented on It's Not TV. It's Bruckheimer/Bay Blow-Shit-Up O-Vision.

"@Crazydogggz: u might wanna re-read that post... CC already IS a doc...Brux & Bay are just gonna fictionalize it for TV"

dutchtwista commented on Who Did Her 'Body Weight' In Coke?

"I wanna know who the "B+ rapper" is? Q-Tip? Jim Jones? can't be Diddy."

dutchtwista commented on Kristen Wiig, MVP of SNL

"Wiig's passive aggressive underminer producer in Knocked Up was one of the only funny parts of that movie."

dutchtwista commented on Non-Jailed Female Rappers Line Up For Chance To Fight On TV

"Drunky Brewster in the house!"

dutchtwista commented on M.O.P. Reveal That Even the Porn They Make Is Violent

"if that chick is the "talent" ...that's taking keeping it real a bit too far."

dutchtwista commented on Sloane Crosley's Lesson in Self-Effacement

"hmm...me thinks her "white girls with ass" piece in the Voice a while ago is a bit of false advertising. I'd be happy to investigate...for journalistic reasons, natch."

dutchtwista commented on Not Kenan!

"That's just what a good weed-carrier is supposed to do!"

dutchtwista commented on LAT's Tupac Shooting Scoop Based On A Hoax?

"@Conbon: elaborate please, o sleuth...the most plausible story about the Quad Studio shooting does not implicate any of the bad Boy crew, Puff included. Blame him for ruining hip-hop's values but not for being an antagonist in the East-West violence."

dutchtwista commented on White People Over-Analyze Like This

"Gary's the man!"

dutchtwista commented on Tina Fey Sez Jon Stewart's Not Funny!

"@BenderingTime:impeccable syllogism there. btw, you're totally wrong about Tracy Morgan, but nobody's perfect."

dutchtwista commented on What, You Assumed The Blind Guy Would Be A Faithful Husband? Did None Of You See Ray?

"Major problem with premise of this post: Patterson's affair was NOTHING like Spitzer's or Clinton's...because his wife cheated on him FIRST."