@MisterHippity: Thank you!
@MisterHippity: Srsly. Could that threat have been wearing a more transparent veil if he had covered it in Saran Wrap?
@fo'reals: Also he looks like an aging lesbian.
@DennyCrane: Me too. I was waiting for it.
Top Chef fleeces. Oh yay.
@dippitydoo: My happy drunkenness just turned morose.
Of course Tony Bourdain knows what the floor of a movie theater tastes like.
Sheesh, couldn't we have gotten that out of the way near the beginning? I guess they wanted to string us along right to the end.
I would kill to hear Paula actually say "Pack your fucking knives" to a cheftestant.
Padma! Such a lush.
Xbox live. Xbox play. Please watch this Xbox video via Xbox Xbox. Xbox.
I do want to see this Jane Eyre. It's supposed to be very good.
Marcel Douchebag Remix!
@The_Obvious: And they don't like scallops.
Oh my! Well if ever there was a reason to be lax with your loveblogging, that'd be a good one!
"It was a pleasure to be your slave"
Wow, this got really trashy really fast.
Angelo makes Fabio look ungreasy.
