I suspect it means "she'll get them Monday, but we want your money so we'll be vague about it." I'm sure DEPW's mom will be happy with a phone call and explanation, and the flowers will be a nice surprise.
So...she threw away the evidence? Oops.
@churchpants: Well, he probably did have a medical emergency, but instead of "abdominal pain" it was probably "my heart feels like it's going to explode from too much cocaine" or "my nose won't stop bleeding" or "Oh no! My dick fell off! Again!"
This thing is like that thing.
@kateblack: Perhaps we can take up a collection. It's for a worthy cause.
@VoxPopuli: Damn, that was was supposed to say don't question it. And here I am without my little edit pencil.
Ladies, imagine the looks of confusion and dismay you would get if you stuffed your bra cups with these peenshells. Just question it, just try it. It'll be funny. No, you first!
@cpjones: Yep, I'm in that club, too.
Well, there goes my plan to win a Hyundai for not lighting Justin Bieber on fire. THANKS, INTERNET.
The host is giving me flashbacks to that terrible SNL skit about the Antonio Banderas show. NO! TOO SEXY!
Also, was I supposed to laugh? I did. I also marveled at how flat her stomach was.
Also, was I supposed to laugh? I did. I also marveled at how flat her stomach was.
@SaintPatricksYear: You're lucky. My parents are 81 and 77, so I often worry about how many holidays we'll have left. But they're so neurotic that they drive me crazy shortly after I arrive. So, last night I watched some terrible made-for-TV movie with my Dad so that I could keep him company because there's not much to talk about. I don't have any kids, so there's not that diversion. It's pretty sad.
@Weegee's bored: I came here pretty much to say this. Does no one in Alaska have a normal name?
The cranky old man thing worked so well for John McCain. All he needs is a dingbat sidekick.
@SixThirty: Tim Robbins, huh? Liberal and table (as in Susan's table tennis boy toy) gave it away.
ETA - and Rocky, as in Horror Picture Show.
ETA - and Rocky, as in Horror Picture Show.
@Understater: My guess is the guys almost always think "in addition to" rather than "instead of." They never think they're going to get caught.
Brad? Come on, Brad. I told you you could have applesauce after you go potty. No, now, Brad. C'mon. Do you want to sit on the time out step again? Do you? OK, that's it. Five minutes on the step.
@AnneV6: If you have to ask for oral, you're out of luck anyway.
Uh, judging from the brain damage these women seem to have, the government really needs to test this for lead content. Immediately.
@A Message To Rudy: They put the Hamburglar to shame.
Hmm...those two shoppers interviewed in the parking lot know a lot about shoplifting.
