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"I hooked up with Tom on Myspace, wrote about it on Facebook, and the universe imploded."

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earlytimezone commented on By now you've probably seen

"I have nothing against cajun boy, but his exhaustive cataloging of the media blitz surrounding his prank seems like something we'd make fun of if it weren't coming from a Gawker staffer."

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"1, 2, 3, 4 everybody drop down on the floor."

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"What?"

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