econdave commented on Tila Tequila: Poet

"Isn't a diminutive pixie redundant?"

econdave commented on Meet The Stripper Who Saved The Red Sox

"She did things your mother would never do, like have sex for money."

econdave commented on Who Had Secret Drug-Filled Helicopter Rendezvous?

"#3 has to be Kobe."

econdave commented on Is A-Rod's Wife Also Having an Affair... with Lenny Kravitz?

"I think it's hilarious that Guy Ritchie's name does not make an appearance here."

econdave commented on The One Where They Hold Out For $10 Million Each

"SJP had that very funny cameo in "Strangers with Candy" as the slutty guidance counselor."

econdave commented on Hey Kids! Look Who's Back!

"@Weed Against Speed: Please, it's Broasters."

econdave commented on There's Nothing More Annoying Than A Rays Fan With A Cowbell

"@Jews For Purple Jesus: Wizard Cat goes to eleven."

econdave commented on The Tampa Bay Rays' Remarkable Success Gives Hope To Crappy Teams Everywhere

"@teh_joe: Soon all old Rays fans /Florida'd"

econdave commented on Ron Jaworski: Yes, I Know I Look Like An Old Lesbian

"@Magnakai Haaskivi: Andy Reid already has that look covered in Philly."

econdave commented on The Secret Lives of American Teenagers Are Boring

"@Tammany_Fall: I saw Molly Ringwald in a play (Modern Orthodox) with Craig Bierko and Jason Biggs(!) and she was quite good."

econdave commented on Lenny Dykstra's Mansion Is Up For Grabs

""Presumably he's getting rid of the palatial estate on the Sherwood Country Club in LA..." So Lenny bought the house the Sherrif of Nottingham built in the Bugs Bunny cartoon?"

econdave commented on Good Clean Fun

"@winniemc: Fudgie the Tail? I loved that unbeatable combination of those borderline obscene names and Tom Carvel's voice that sounded like he smoked 400 cigarettes a day."

econdave commented on Canada Day Edition: Make Canada's Best Mixtape

""Don't Forget Me When I'm Gone" by those one-hit wonders, Glass Tiger."

econdave commented on "I swear my golden retriever Chaucer said 'hi' to me one morning."

"Nothing's impossible, I taught my dog to say "I love you.""

econdave commented on Jon Leiber can't get anyone

"Not only that, but the high price of diesel is really killing him with that big truck of his."

econdave commented on Opie's $10 Million Page Six Suit: The Source Denies All

"@Lazy Susan: And he does like to watch, so it fits in."

econdave commented on Part VI: Every Day Should Be Saturday

"@Colonel Wellemeyer: If you fired the taser, would that makes you the Zappy Zooker?"

econdave commented on Rumormonger Blind Item

"He obviously has to be on the East Coast; if he were west of the Rockies, the picture would be of Best Foods mayonnaise."