"My cat was named Trinity by her previous owner who abandoned her with me, because she was a crazy bitch who ran up walls like the character in "The Matrix".
She was really intense, like in my avatar where she is reaching through the blinds to kill my friends.
Don't think I'll ever meet another cat named trinity, but apparently it launched into the top 100 baby names after that movie, which completely confounds me."
"@IceCreamIsAwesome: Yeah, all my ladies stopped trying to talk me into this shit a while ago, though they still try to convince me that Sex and the City is "well written and soooo good." I accuse them of paying $12 to see the same three movies over and over again, they accuse me of being a man."
"@FattyCatty: In the theater, my mom leaned over to me and said "If you don't think this is going to be your wedding, you've got another thing coming to you."
I avoided a lot of scariness, though: I didn't concede as much as Thula did, but my fiance WAS a little white bread non-ethnic person, which is not common among the LaComtesse's"
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