Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Impoverished, Chaotic McCain Campaign Will Fail Big, Say Republicans, at 12:34 PM on May 22 The bitterz can still get Barry in the fall! more » [wonkette]

Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on John McCain Hosts (Running) Mate Auditions This Weekend, at 11:43 AM on May 22 > Def need an editor for this: This is a real thing - think Joaquin Phoenix (Mittens) and Richard Harris (McCain) @ the beginning of Gladiator. more » [wonkette]

Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on John McCain Hosts (Running) Mate Auditions This Weekend, at 11:42 AM on May 22 "The bottom line is that Mitt Romney will weasel his way onto the Republican ticket and then smother John McCain with a pillow his first night in office." This is a real thing - think Joaquin Phoenix (Mittens) and Richard Harris (Romney) @ the beginning of Gladiator. more » [wonkette]

Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Soldiers In Afghanistan Free To Commence Bonkin', at 11:15 AM on May 22 Wow... more » [wonkette]

Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Lobbyists Concerned Over Lack Of Lobbyist-Controlled Campaigns, at 1:59 AM on May 22 @shortsshortsshorts: Boy do I ever wish I had been in her graduating class @ Mile High. more » [wonkette]

Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Meet Rep. Rahm Emanuel, Finger-Cutting Ballet Dancer, at 1:08 AM on May 22 Rahm is so fucking awesome! more » [wonkette]

Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Evening Entertainment: Wonkette Liveblogs Two Mid-Major State Primaries!, at 8:11 PM on May 20 It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon for a husband to curse during sex. more » [wonkette]

Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Liveblogging The Kentucky Rodeo (Of Politics), at 8:09 PM on May 20 @loquaciousmusic: Ya, that's it. more » [wonkette]

Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Tori Spelling Handing Out Free Bumps To Pregnant Women, at 8:05 PM on May 20 I mean witches. more » [defamer]

Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Tori Spelling Handing Out Free Bumps To Pregnant Women, at 8:05 PM on May 20 Tori Spelling is one of the three bitches from Macbeth. more » [defamer]

Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on DUCKY! I Love You, Man!, at 8:03 PM on May 20 Thank Shiva for the strategically placed music stand. more » [defamer]

Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Finally, The Secret To Jeremy Piven's Mystifying Success With Women, at 8:01 PM on May 20 @TurdBlossom: Oh Karl...get back to commentating on Fox Nudes Channel and tell us how Hillz will win everything. Good point on the Piv tho. more » [defamer]

Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Liveblogging Hillary's Big Kentucky Victory Lap!, at 7:57 PM on May 20 Geraldine Ferraro IS A HAG. more » [wonkette]

Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Evening Entertainment: Wonkette Liveblogs Two Mid-Major State Primaries!, at 7:38 PM on May 20 @Son of Mark Penn: Is being the 'Son of Mark Penn' kind of like being the smaller version of the Baron Harkonnen?!?! more » [wonkette]

Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Liveblogging The Kentucky Rodeo (Of Politics), at 7:29 PM on May 20 Pat Buchanan just said, "Hillary Clinton has an army now." You mean like Tina Turner in the third Mad Max film? more » [wonkette]

Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Liveblogging The Kentucky Rodeo (Of Politics), at 7:14 PM on May 20 "Tracking numbers indicate that Senator Obama will win at least one fifth of the white vote *IN* Kentucky." Still...bloody brilliant. more » [wonkette]

Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Liveblogging The Kentucky Rodeo (Of Politics), at 7:13 PM on May 20 "Tracking numbers indicate that Senator Obama will win at least one fifth of the white vote Kentucky." One fifth! more » [wonkette]