<![CDATA[Comments from Edward Bulwer-Lytton]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Edward Bulwer-Lytton]]> <![CDATA[Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Obama Selects Money-Fixer]]> Chris Matthews just said that he foresees a three way between Barry, Joe and Hillz. Hawt.

]]> <![CDATA[Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on On The Internet, Everyone Knows You Want to Kill Them]]> I immediately zeroed in on the message from 'tbrown', subject heading, "Gawker is total SLIME." I couldn't help but wonder if this was the Tina Brown, lashing out against the Gawker-ites who mock her very existence. Coincidence, or well timed hate-mail from the belly of 'The Daily Beast' itself.

]]> <![CDATA[Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on David Letterman on the 'Squirrelly' John McCain: 'I Don't Trust Him']]> Wow. Kills me how so many of my peers talk about McCain being a cranky old man, when we have the epitome of grudge bearing douche nozzles in David Letterman. Him and Leno. Him and Oprah (until a few years ago). List could go on...the guy produces feuds like Mormon moms make babies.

Dave, while funny, is an incredibly bitter possibly booze addled dick with a penchant of making almost anyone - even a politician - look good by comparison.

]]> <![CDATA[Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on It's Going to Be an Angry Couple Years]]> Always a little startling to read a serious non-snark post on teh Gawkerz. Perhaps it's a sign that...

]]> <![CDATA[Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Being There]]> Brilliant movie btw. Brilliant book.

Thinking about taking advantage of this whole hipster aversion to television to liquidate the plasma and get rid of the cable package...

]]> <![CDATA[Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Genius Harry Shearer Gets in on Sarah Palin Clusterfuck]]> Ya...that was terrible. Harry should hang up the skates and go home.

]]> <![CDATA[Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Sarah Palin Not Dumb, Just 'Insecure']]> Oy vey! The typos begin. I haven't even begun the debate night drinking game(s).

]]> <![CDATA[Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Sarah Palin Not Dumb, Just 'Insecure']]> Yes, you can. 'Joe' says it's a pleasure. Looks like he's pouring on the charm.

Maybe BillO & Co. iare relying on this kind of content to move their constituency:

]]> <![CDATA[Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Informed Voter Matt Damon Demands to Know Sarah Palin's Thoughts on 'Jurassic Park']]> This - this right here, is why Hollywood types don't get taken seriously when they talk politics/public policy. Because for every informed one (say...Angelina) there's a guy like Damon who uses a smarmy condescending tone to deliver a completely 'tarded statement like that. There...set back Hollywood activism for like the next forty years. Dumbass.

]]> <![CDATA[Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Political Séance]]> @Triborough: What does this video of Dick Cheney talking to his daughter have to do w/ Luke Russert?

]]> <![CDATA[Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Is The Montauk Monster Satan's Bacon?]]> @imjustskinny!: No, I concur. Funny shit indeed.

]]> <![CDATA[Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Neil Patrick Harris: The Straight Guy's Gay Guy]]> @Rumpelstilskin: That and they all take turns blowing Bobby Cannavale, natch.

]]> <![CDATA[Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on 'Dark Knight' A Golden Guano Machine]]> @A Pimp Named DaveR: Just when I thought the film didn't have enough of a gay porn subtext with the title "Midnight Meat Train"...

]]> <![CDATA[Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on 'Tropic Thunder' Braces For 'Retard' Backlash]]> @Little Mintz Sunshine: Way of the world my friend. If she were half Chinese she could have done Rosie's foreign language bit too.

]]> <![CDATA[Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on 'Tropic Thunder' Braces For 'Retard' Backlash]]> @el smrtmnky: Wowzers - can't we have one great American actor bring some subtlety to full retard mode? When it's played like this all shouty and mouthy it's completely indistinguishable from Will Ferrell or any of my Delta Chi friends on bad ludes.

]]> <![CDATA[Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Obama's Uncle Takes Credit For Communists' Work!]]> He will use the power of his Red Commie Bolshevikness to take away ur bitterz, ur guns, ur religionz, ur possessionz and ur heavenz.

]]> <![CDATA[Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Obama's Uncle Takes Credit For Communists' Work!]]> He's a commie red, of course.

]]> <![CDATA[Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Proof: Satan Gave Sarah Palin Her Looks]]> I'd be happy to receive her "mark of the beast" any day.

]]> <![CDATA[Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Ron Paul Was Better As A Libertarian Candidate]]> @BlogFather: Twat's that you say? I cunt hear you. I have an ear infucktion from swimming in the east river.

]]> <![CDATA[Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Obama Lets Puerto Ricans Know He's From An Island, Too!]]> @RebelliousRhino: First, of course, what WASP NY woman wouldn't? Second, Puerto Ricans won't vote for Obama because he looks like a Dominican.

]]> <![CDATA[Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Angry Jim Webb Too Angry To Be Veep!]]> Also he tries to smuggle weapons into the Senate so he can settle his disputes Preston Brooks style.

]]> <![CDATA[Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Bush To Make Short, Embarrassing Appearance At McCain Fundraiser]]> So. Damn. Awkward.

]]> <![CDATA[Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Google, Gobble, We Accept Her, One of Us]]> What do they mean, "...under the rug in the living room."

Seriously...what does that mean?

]]> <![CDATA[Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on BEST IDEA EVER: While you]]> Brilliant plan Lanny. Brilliant.

]]> <![CDATA[Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on More Shocking Video: Hillary Gives Her Instructions]]> I had no idea that Hillary could maintain a tone other than shrill for that extended a time period. Wow.

Oh, and never before has a cheap shot been more apt, or positioned better. Thanks Kossacks.

]]> <![CDATA[Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Richard Dreyfuss IS Richard Cheney]]> @Truculent: 'cause if he is, we'll be finding a dead deer on the Warners back-lot every single week of production.

]]> <![CDATA[Edward Bulwer-Lytton commented on Impoverished, Chaotic McCain Campaign Will Fail Big, Say Republicans]]> The bitterz can still get Barry in the fall!

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