ellagood commented on Julia Allison Wants To Make "Fuck You Money"

"yeah, in the cooch."

ellagood commented on Rich Cowards Shop In Secret

"hide all you want, but us scum are coming after you and Count de Monet!"

ellagood commented on The People Closet Issue

"well, look on the bright side, at least nicole kidman can say she's "seen" her "kids" recently."

ellagood commented on What Would You Do For A $1900 Haircut?

"ah, the Times finally reports on Prostitution."

ellagood commented on Julia Allison Wants To Make "Fuck You Money"

"ah, business school."

ellagood commented on Blasé People Editor Confirms Layoffs

""completed the staff reductions" do they same out similar memos when they "suck the drip" out of hollywood flacks? seriously."

ellagood commented on Michael Medved Becomes Sentient, Self-Aware, Will Soon Turn Against Creators

"i'm so happy i remembered his douche-y past."

ellagood commented on Michael Medved Becomes Sentient, Self-Aware, Will Soon Turn Against Creators

"didn't he used to review movies?"

ellagood commented on Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Done Up In Noir

"they look so...glib. also, tom is sitting on, like, eight phone books."