ellagood commented on The Week This Stuff Still Hurt, Even Though We Are Millionaires

"@SarahHeartburn: barely get on anymore and feel so fucking out of it when i do i have no idea who we are making fun of anymore... @Lazy Susan: there is no life out there...gawker is it... @Hez: got no fucking clue what to say here..."

ellagood commented on Emily Gould's Book Proposal Unveiled

"@RollsRoyceRevenge: perfection."

ellagood commented on The Nail In The Coffin For Amy Sacco?

"bungalow and hiro were as close to studio 54 as i have gotten over the years. yes, that is pretty sad."

ellagood commented on When They Were Young

"try as we do/did, my generation just couldn't have this much fun.fucking baby boomers and their drug-fueled trailblazing. honestly though, how amazing are dvf and diller?"

ellagood commented on World's Saddest Millionaire Quits Internet

"hey, i'd rather be common over hitting the top of the bell curve at such a young age with no talent or sense or reality. dude, start spelling your name correctly and then get a real fucking job."

ellagood commented on Presented Without Comment

"welcome to the first day of the rest of your lives...you kinda wanna kill yourself with who demonstrates success these days, don't you?"

ellagood commented on The Week This Stuff Still Hurt, Even Though We Are Millionaires

"god, i fucking miss this..."

ellagood commented on Arrested Anne Hathaway Ex Still Collecting Donations

"i guess i'm just really, really old but i would never donate money to someone with a facebook profile."

ellagood commented on The Memoirs Of Emily Gould, 26

"james frey suddenly doesn't seem so bad."

ellagood commented on Did 1 Oak Try To Shrug Off Gay-Bashing Incident?

"why were there gays at 1 Oak?"

ellagood commented on Prison Food Stunt Always Amusing

"well, usually those who have regular anal don't want to be regulated by a healthy diet."

ellagood commented on Kirsten Dunst, One of Our Most-Stalked

"hey double!and second time not as good."

ellagood commented on Kirsten Dunst, One of Our Most-Stalked

"if ever there was a girl who forgets to take out her tampon, it's her..."

ellagood commented on Kirsten Dunst, One of Our Most-Stalked

"if anyone forgets to take her tampon out, it's this girl."

ellagood commented on Hooker Hotel Brings Together Obama, Clinton

"can we finally sing "jungle fever" without being perceived as racists?"

ellagood commented on The Scale of Celebrity Death

"4,098.the number of US men and women who have died in iraq since 2003. no, i am not a pacifist."

ellagood commented on Kanye West Scouting For Next Craigslist Cash-Waver

"i really admire your posting of lavar as geordi.that is awesome."

ellagood commented on Watering Down Michelle Obama

"@Hez: um, thank you."