ellewoods commented on Model Dies in Apparent Suicide

"@veganrampage2: @veganrampage2: Only my favorite poem in the world."

ellewoods commented on It's 10pm. Are Your Housewives at Taco Night?

"I am guilty of not only watching the show, but also getting my momz into it."

ellewoods commented on Jakob Lodwick Thinks He's "Diluting" Mary Rambin's "Brand"

"These people talk about branding so much, they should be thrown to the evil cattle herders and actually be branded with a hot one on their pasty white arses."

ellewoods commented on Tim Gunn In Happier Times

"Tim Gunn + Christian would make beautiful music together...Loves it when Christian calls TG "lady." He is the only person who could get away with a gem like that."

ellewoods commented on Investigative Team Digs Up Motivation For Being TV Jerk

"She is 26 years old...not counting weekends or holidays...or birthdays."

ellewoods commented on Ally Hilfiger in Sloppy Third Position While Dance Instructor Asks, "Why Me, God?"

"My vagina has a first name it's A-l-l-y."

ellewoods commented on Associated Press Writes Britney Spears' Obituary

"re: Lindsay Lohan (nee Jenner, Pratt, Murdoch, Moranis)."

ellewoods commented on Associated Press Writes Britney Spears' Obituary

"The impetigo was priceless, but it's going to gnaw at me if I don't point at that y'all are using nee incorrectly--nee preceding a surname means that the person was born with that surname, not that they married into that surname."

ellewoods commented on Gibson's Brokeback Banter: "I'm not giving that up"

""I'm still breathing" says the inbred and mentall challenged Gibson, moments before the guy who gave him head in the company restroom bashed his brains in with a re-released dvd of Brokeback Mountain :)"