elsworthy's Comments

elsworthy commented on Other People's Farts: Don't Let Your Good Manners Suffocate You

"I blame it on the barking spiders."

http://jezebel.com/5098201/#c9186681 11:52 AM on Dec 1, 2008

elsworthy commented on Want A Baby Boy? Eat A Burger For Breakfast

"I work in statistics (medical ones, even)."

http://jezebel.com/383026/#c5332067 10:40 AM on Apr 23, 2008

elsworthy commented on "Not Even Her Milky Tits Can Hide The Fact That She's Almost The Size Of A Small Minivan"

"I am wondering if the women-bashing-other-women thing is a kind of societal Stockholm Syndrome - the bashing has become so constant on the 'web that it's join or go mad. As for the woman hate - it's always been there with some guys, but the intarwebs makes it easier to see."

http://jezebel.com/381609/#c5289413 9:41 AM on Apr 21, 2008

elsworthy commented on Amy Winehouse

"I told you I'm no good! ...in the early morning, before I've had my croissant and a strong, hot cup of coffee. I am bemused as to how she sleeps with the hair - mine is waist-length and pretty thick, and it drives me *nuts*, not to mention I risk killing my husband every time I turn over. I also find that the "morning after the club" makeup look is a little harsh, but I've been known to go out with it still on because I am lazy."

http://jezebel.com/photogallery/... 9:28 AM on Apr 21, 2008

elsworthy commented on Mark Ronson: On The Move

"The buttons on the coat say "not hip", the boots say "thrift store hip", the bag says "my parents wanted me to go to medical school"."

http://jezebel.com/379896/#c5199830 12:52 PM on Apr 15, 2008

elsworthy commented on Damien Hirst Is Really Into Jeans

"I will just sit here and slowly slam my head into the wall until I can forget all those years studying fine art. They'll find me, dead, with "what's the use?" written in blood by my lifeless body."

http://gawker.com/377395/#c5119454 7:45 AM on Apr 10, 2008

elsworthy commented on The Rise And Fall Of Katie Couric

"She's actually neither hard nor soft enough to work on television, but I don't think that's really her fault - it's the fault of excecs who haven't really grasped that the next wave of news reporting is on-line."

http://gawker.com/5005397/#c5119394 7:31 AM on Apr 10, 2008

elsworthy commented on Beckham's Brush With The Law

"I am obsessed with the sun visor across his forehead - it looks like a really cutting-edge Ascot hat - "now with mirror so your friends can admire themselves while pretending to pay attention to you". ...And that's a very fetching "I didn't mean to do it, whatever it is I did" smile he's throwing the officer there."

http://jezebel.com/377688/#c5098407 9:26 AM on Apr 9, 2008

elsworthy commented on Jay-Z: One Step Away From An Adidas Disaster