Oh man. You guys are having the slowest news summer evs.
Pastry-giving was initiated by Josh long before that actually.
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Of course, this is the ONLY exaggeration or inaccuracy in that story. Okay, clambering back onto my high horse now!
@MattGaymon: "Like a cop, like a thief, like a mother, you want me to be truthful/ and then you turn it on me like a weapon and I need your approval."
@AndSheSaid: Julia has a lot more money, and a much bigger dog.
@mathnet: Oh, right? Yeah, I don't know. Probably Valleywag knows?
@princeCapsaicin: No, that one lives!
@Meatloaf On Display: Shhh! That's my secret blog on the secret internet that only me and my friends (and Neal Pollack) know about, okay?
@edisdead: Pointing out that it's not even news is not even news.
@TyraMale: I was thinking more "I can't get out of what I'm into."
@Tippy and Bad Girl: My pay is partly based on pageviews, so actually YOU'RE paying me for writing about them. Which: thanks!
@Lindsay Robertson: Yeah, the post is now corrected to reflect that, so you can look it up WITHIN THE POST ITSELF even!
Also obviously Choire is the one who usually is in charge of SHAVING JOSH
@cugat: actually I smoked pot!
@neithernor: This is very, very, very, very not the case.
@Balk: or DO THEY??
@La Cieca: Gaze. Oops. Addled by luv!
"metheglin." Ugh. No thank you!
