MattGaymon commented on Oprah Grapples with Gift of Gay

"@Monsignor Xtravagante D'ouchestache: We should probably hang out."

MattGaymon commented on Oprah Grapples with Gift of Gay

"@Pope John Peeps II: You know what happens to handsome, sensitive, artistic straight men?"

MattGaymon commented on Oprah Grapples with Gift of Gay

"@priestess: We're handsome and very humble, too."

MattGaymon commented on Your Daily Dose of Media Tidbits

"Mm, scraps."

MattGaymon commented on The Tears of a TSA Agent

"@Phyllis Nefler: Some asshole made me throw out a brand new bottle of Keihl's body wash but missed the corkscrew I always carry in my purse."

MattGaymon commented on The Tears of a TSA Agent

"@Iceland_Spar: Terrific article, I think my jaw actually dropped and it was the main reason my blood pressure was so high the last time I waited in line for the metal detector for an hour."

MattGaymon commented on The Tears of a TSA Agent

"My kids fly."

MattGaymon commented on How Fameball Charles Forman Hits on the Ladies

"@Mama Penguino: Incredible Skulk."

MattGaymon commented on Barack Obama Is Your New Gay Biker Party

"Inauguration Day, aka Hide Park."

MattGaymon commented on Cruise Ships Now Most Dangerous Place On Earth

"@loganmo: Everyone sounds like Mike Myers to you, huh?"