MattGaymon commented on Gawker Comments Are Made of Stars

"@Aaron Altman: Always feels more like the Rainbow Connection around here to me."

MattGaymon commented on "I Love It! What Is It?"

"[thecount.com]"

MattGaymon commented on NYC Prep: Winter Break My Heart

"@scarletmenace: In my head now Aloysius will always be a Care Bear."

MattGaymon commented on "It Won't Cost Much, Just Your Voice..."

"@EleanorRigby: The first time I won a caption contest, it was for this line."

MattGaymon commented on Coming Soon: Airplane Air Bags

"@Phyllis Nefler: What he said"

MattGaymon commented on Coming Soon: Airplane Air Bags

"What a lovely thing to read before I fly away on vacation."

MattGaymon commented on Teens Flock to Denny's for Inexplicable Dork Band Promotion

"@Must B."

MattGaymon commented on Alanis Morissette and Five Other Singers Who Should Act More

"Erykah Badu"

MattGaymon commented on Chloë Sevigny Suddenly Remembers Gummo

"SIDS"

MattGaymon commented on Ruth Madoff Makes Mistake of Leaving Home

"@Private Hangnail: I was just going to say, move it so I can have one or I'm going to sit on your leg, lady."