Sasquatch commented on Mad World

"@Gingerlime: "I can only imagine what men think when they see her." Actually, I think all thought ceases upon seeing her."

Sasquatch commented on Young Hollywood Rings In The New By Looking Fug

"@CissyPants: Yeah, I was hoping this would be the year she went away."

Sasquatch commented on This Week in Tabloids: Which Celebs Are Unwrapping the Gift of Herpes?

"@JinxyMcDeath: I have to agree."

Sasquatch commented on Conservative Dennis Prager Knows It's Not Rape If His Wife "Submits"

"Punching my monitor won't hurt Dennis Prager, but I want to do it anyway!"

Sasquatch commented on 8-Year-Old Girl Not Old Enough to Divorce Husband, 58

"@SuperSally: They're also good buddies with the Bush family. Oh, and oil."

Sasquatch commented on Lost: New Scene, New Trailer, And Lotsa (Hidden) Spoilers

"@iheartkitties: I have a dog named Hurley too."

Sasquatch commented on Doug E. Fresh Needs $4 Million, Quick

"Half a million in CC debt?"

Sasquatch commented on Here Are Your Spike Video Game Awards Winners

"I would have given GOTY to Fallout 3."

Sasquatch commented on Katy Perry's Jingle Bell Frock

"She's still here?!"

Sasquatch commented on Heidi & Spencer Ask Santa For_________For Christmas

"Spencer wants real facial air, so he can stop gluing his trimmed pubes to his face. Heidi wants one person to watch the video for "Higher" without laughing hysterically."