Goodbye dear Richard! you were too dear for our possessing!
@AKAuser: when a boy and girl like each other sometimes they have intercourse. and if the girl is freakin nut-case she then digs the used condom out of the trash and shoves his fallen soldiers up in her and tries to get prego
if you are putting things you find in the garbage inside you then pain is something you are probably pretty used anyway
I can already imagine the amazing J Crew coats it will wear!
I guess it's true vengeance is a dish best served on ice!
This is the sort thing Disney Princess sing about!
There is a Santa! because I asked him for roving gangs of date rapists to compete on national tv for the title of king of the popped collar empire and my wish is coming true! thanks Santa!
Pam looks soooo shocked to discover that her yoga studio is full of people all dressed up
sorry I am bit distracted by the victoria's secret show. food or mostly naked girls? it is one of the great questions of life
thank the lord chivalry is not dead! but why did it have to leave the rangers and move to Canada heh?
damn without shelia i won't know who to have a hate crush on and who to just hate.
@bess marvin, girl detective: the answer to the single most important question in life. "will I look good with the 'Rachael'?"
Any country that can take perfectly good pancake mix and make it better by forming it into little windows in which to hold my syrup and other toppings I am 100% in support of. Sorry Fox news but I am siding with Belgium on this one.
*Damn now I want waffles!
@Minsley Tortimer: But I hear the Orange Julius staff give each other protein shakes for free!
Hey give them break they just wanted to know how he was handling that three am phone call!
@MisterHippity: I have to leave you now captain! thanks for the party though!
@ChuffedLittleMuffin: used the mona lisa as a table cloth
foo fighters can't make their own damn thanksgiving dinner?
Good bye Jill! you basically used papyrus to make a glitter poster!
i don't care about the winner, i do care that she matched her eye liner with her damn shirt! tim gunn would hate her!
