"Penn, it only works with rakes, not Blakes."
@RedLineRage: Also - the fact that Patti said she was allergic to the fibers in the carpets in the guv's mansion.
@Heneage: Now that was funny.
MacFarlane is #1? That's as zany as the time I did something zany that involved Hitler and it was zany (cut to zany clip).
"Wait, what the? Why does the sign say Swarovski? They told me it would be Swarovskiki for tonight. Take me back home."
LC: "You're doing it wrong. It goes like this: 'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'"
Lo: "No, it goes like this: 'Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?"
Taxi driver: "Ladies, you're both wrong. It goes like this: 'Well the world don't move to the beat of just one drum, what might be right for you may not be right for some.'
LC & Lo: "YES! That's it! Different strokes to move the world, wooooooooooooo."
Lo: "No, it goes like this: 'Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?"
Taxi driver: "Ladies, you're both wrong. It goes like this: 'Well the world don't move to the beat of just one drum, what might be right for you may not be right for some.'
LC & Lo: "YES! That's it! Different strokes to move the world, wooooooooooooo."
"Can you believe our meter's been running for more than 15 minutes?"
One GOOP letter deciphered, three to go.
I predict a movie about fathers and sons and heartbreak and love and grins starring Tom and Jason Schwartzman.
Katie looks like a corpse. But I do believe she is dead inside, so I say well done, T!
@oudemia: No... this place was in Lincoln Park, and it has since closed. I need to look it up now because it's driving me crazy.
There used to be this awful tiki-esque bar in Chicago with a name I can't remember. In college I got drunk there with some friends and left with a lei around my neck. Walking home, we passed Ebert on the sidewalk. I screamed "Hey Roger! You wanna get laid tonight?" and then I put my lei around his neck. I thought I was the funniest person who ever had lived. No one agreed with me.
@ElvisWorley: It will be a musical starring Phil Collins.
@Lucky in Love: I want chickens to be able to audition for American Idol. Image the crazy things Simon would say! And Randy would have to change his catchphrase to "it's a little clucky, chicken." It would be appointment television.
Richie Brand Cigarettes: Printed With A 'Like A Virgin General's Warning' Right On The Box
Justify My Clove
@NYCF: Only if they deserve it.
@Ron_Obvious: Just as long as we don't eventually race to shag Trump.
@Aaron Altman: Crap.
