controlbeak commented on Which Actor Recently Had 'The Most Natural Plastic Work We’ve Seen In a While'?

"could 3."

controlbeak commented on Which TV Series Has Secretly Been Canceled?

"Once again, Taylor is not a heroin addict I do know that the guy she lost her virginity to is actually gay"

controlbeak commented on Which Tween Star Is A Secret Junkie?

"I vote Ashley Tisdale or some such."

controlbeak commented on The Moment We've Not Been Waiting For: The Whitney Port Reality Show Preview

"To Whitney: What is the point of dating in NY if everyone is broke? Friend works at DVF - show is completely and totally staged, including an at-work love interest fabricated on the fly."

controlbeak commented on College Kids Horrified by Dorks at New Yorker's Dance Party

"Worst music ever!"

controlbeak commented on Which Heartthrob Actor Has An Eating Disorder?

"1) Amanda Bynes doesn't weight roller-coaster enough to be this one -- why don't more people think it could be Mary Kate?"

controlbeak commented on Shirtless Models Temporarily Save The Hills

"hills filming today in NYC"

controlbeak commented on Nike Lies About Demanding Hunt Of Chinese Critic

"Nike: what is the Party Line?"

controlbeak commented on Making China Fat Via The Olympics

"Beijing - all the US hoped for: age scandal discounts China's successes and protest stuff makes their government look ridiculous and backwards - meanwhile we have no problem selling all the Coke, McDonalds and candy they can stomach -- watch out China, you won't have a size advantage anymore!"

controlbeak commented on Jews Discovered on Upper West Side

"Navel-gazing by the experts!"