fileunder commented on Behold, the Vortex of Douchebaggery Captured in A Single Photograph

"I bet they Cooked a Rock or two or three."

fileunder commented on Jakob Lodwick's Attempt to Reverse Crack-Up As Obnoxious Crack-Up Itself

"Using a fucking neti pot is way more annoying than smoking pot."

fileunder commented on Peggy Noonan Would Like Obama To Stop Scaring Everyone(??)

""They hired a man to represent them in Washington." Michelle Bachmann is a dude?!?"

fileunder commented on The New York Post Never Forgets

"I'm naive, so I had my money on RUN DMZ."

fileunder commented on The Great Condé Nast Receptionist Purge Widens

"@Spirit Fingers: Oh wait, no, I meant did you use Celeste K."

fileunder commented on The Great Condé Nast Receptionist Purge Widens

"@Spirit Fingers: OMG, Celeste?!?"

fileunder commented on The Great Condé Nast Receptionist Purge Widens

""Glamour, please hold...me.""

fileunder commented on Happy Where's the Birth Certificate Day, Barack Obama!

"I'd like to check his dental records, because that smile can't be real."

fileunder commented on Are Sarah and Todd Palin Getting A Divorce?

"@misslinda: Bill Kristol is already on his way to Billings."

fileunder commented on Latest Fringe Conservative Theory on Obama: He's the Antichrist. No, Really

"Oh man, I am so using 'baraq' in my Scrabble game tonight. There are only so many times you can use 'qat' before it gets boring, you know?"