fileunder commented on Obamas Shock America, Choose Upscale Private School For Daughters

"Haha, Sidwell's like, right across the street from Fannie Mae, isn't it?"

fileunder commented on Media Conspiracy!

"@TheHonJudgeSmails: Really Smails, you idolize John Daly?"

fileunder commented on Pro-Iranian Blogger Arrested By Iran For Blogging

"Yeah, maybe www.stuffshiitepeoplelike.com wasn't such a hot idea, Mr."

fileunder commented on The Next New Thing: The Next New Thing

"235 Bowery"

fileunder commented on From the Newsroom to the Mailroom

"@Meg: Haha."

fileunder commented on Reality Show Ratings Dips Are The Best Thing About The Recession

"@hummingpenguin: I live vicariously through Two & a Half Men because I know I'll never be able to afford a sassy, wisecracking housekeeper."

fileunder commented on From the Newsroom to the Mailroom

"The Star-Ledger is gonna have the awesomest, most well-sourced 'white powder found in the mailroom' stories ever!"

fileunder commented on Wildfire Arsonist Wants to Be an Internet Fameball

"A smarter arsonist would have taken his plea to Oxygen."

fileunder commented on Shep Smith Yells About His Poor Gardener

"Oh, the cufflinks are off, Mr."

fileunder commented on Obama's Next Clintonite Comes With Fun Clinton Scandal!

"Hah, I lived down the street from him about 9 years ago! He did good work as DC's Attorney, from what I remember. This administration keeps getting better and better, no joke."