Comments from fileunder

fileunder commented on "Driving a Vespa To Mars"

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:30:50 EDT

@karion: I am doing whatever I can. You know that.

fileunder commented on "Driving a Vespa To Mars"

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:12:47 EDT

Dear Mr. Rocket Silverman,
Now will you be a man and contact karion?
Thank you.

fileunder commented on 'Guido' War

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:16:46 EDT

@notthatpopular:
"...don't allow places like "Club DJs, or "Bar Anticipation."

I'm pretty sure it's Club D'Jais, but don't quote me BECAUSE
I KNOW VERY LITTLE ABOUT THE JERSEY SHORE.

fileunder commented on 'Guido' War

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:02:44 EDT

Dear Mayor Pringle,

Once you pop a collar, you can't stop.

fileunder commented on Sex and Droogs

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:11:29 EDT

@Bell County: Today's my turn to congratulate you!

fileunder commented on Somebody Please Pun-ch Kenneth Cole. Get It?

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:37:36 EDT

Turn to the left and cough up 28 dollars.
-Kenneth Cole

fileunder commented on Somebody Please Pun-ch Kenneth Cole. Get It?

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:21:38 EDT

@LatestBy: Hah!

fileunder commented on Somebody Please Pun-ch Kenneth Cole. Get It?

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:20:30 EDT

Caution:
This is a no-fly zone.

-Kenneth Cole

fileunder commented on The Gawker Wasted 20

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:03:56 EDT

This was exhausting and awesome.

fileunder commented on Gay Hero Revealed to Be Nazi Super Baby

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:50:14 EDT

@Private Hangnail: Ah, you heard that stuff about Ace of Base too, huh?

fileunder commented on Sex and Droogs

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:17:03 EDT

Success! on Bravo's Milliner Matchmaker

fileunder commented on Andrew Krucoff Wins The Culture War

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:47:17 EDT

For everyone's sake, I sure hope the Zesty Turkey Tortilla Soup is kosher.

fileunder commented on Joel Stein: American Original

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:49:25 EDT

"As comedian Aisha Tyler told me,..."
Oh brother.

fileunder commented on 'Daily Show' Tackles Bizarre Trend of Middle-Aged Women Enjoying Sex

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:30:28 EDT

@Bell County: Heh. Diane founded a group for women just like her,
C.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.

fileunder commented on 'Daily Show' Tackles Bizarre Trend of Middle-Aged Women Enjoying Sex

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:59:43 EDT

I'm in the melons' camp on this one.

fileunder commented on We hear that Williamsboard is some people's entire lives

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:26:14 EDT

@Multiphasic: I was thisclose to not answering :)

fileunder commented on Jingles To Scare Children

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:09:54 EDT

@NobodyLikesMe:
@transgenic_mouse:
Haha! Maybe transgenic_mouse remembered "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahaha Raceway PARK" because it sounds like a tiny mouse is cackling it!

fileunder commented on We hear that Williamsboard is some people's entire lives

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:37:19 EDT

@Multiphasic: Um. Enid's?

fileunder commented on God Tugs Gently at Man's Face, Urging Him to Change His Shirt

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:35:13 EDT

Jerry Tam Never Got to Clean Up His Workspace

fileunder commented on We hear that Williamsboard is some people's entire lives

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:18:14 EDT

I hope that Best Friend's Abortion show is still happening at McCarren Park tonight.

fileunder commented on Rachel Maddow to be Quietest Person With Own MSNBC Show

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:10:11 EDT

@RonMwangaguhunga:
Absolutely she should have. She's fantastic.

But you really should get yourself a TV, Ms. Maddow!
It's not distracting.

fileunder commented on Dead Body Found in McCarren Park Pool

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:55:54 EDT

Maggots are the new bedbugs.

fileunder commented on Celebrity Media Finally Ready to Admit That Lindsay Lohan Is Dating a Girl

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:49:10 EDT

@Lonesome_George:
A Lesbadoodle is a magnetic drawing toy for little lesbian girls.
Little gay boys play with Fagnadoodles.

fileunder commented on How Bottled Water Hypnotized Us All

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:43:48 EDT

"Bottled water is a bit like smoking: deep down, we all knew there was something wrong with it from day one."

Yeah, but still.

(oh, that was just awful - sorry)

fileunder commented on Project Runway's Battle of the Fake Tans

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:11:43 EDT

@Bell County: Don't quit AA - do you have a sponsor?

fileunder commented on Keith Olbermann Savors His Fleeting Moment Of Revenge Against Page Six

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:58:37 EDT

@lionel-mandrake: Also, "...their reader" was kind of funny.
But yeah, seems like he lost some steam.

fileunder commented on Man Trying Desperately To Play It Cool While a Thousand Mary Jane Fantasies Fill His Mind

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:55:26 EDT

"Oh, yeah, rehab was good for me. I really needed to take that first step and admit that I was powerless over depression, you know?"

fileunder commented on The Wire Was Robbed

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:19:03 EDT

Hehe, sit tight for 2009, Tony Shalhoub!

fileunder commented on Jesse Jackson Did Use The N-Word

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 23:30:20 EDT

@TheMac: Thanks for that - come to think of it, Keyes has been laying low for several years now.

fileunder commented on Jesse Jackson Did Use The N-Word

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 23:02:42 EDT

One crazy that's been strangely silent this week is Alan Keyes - is he dead or something?
V. disappointed he hasn't weighed in yet...

fileunder commented on Print's Black Wednesday

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:17:51 EDT

@Penscribe: Yes, thank you.
You can't take my pen away - crosswords will never die.

fileunder commented on From The Cocksuckers At American Apparel

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:52:15 EDT

I don't know if that's Charney's legs , but the lady could be that 'spit mark' woman from last season's Project Runway.

fileunder commented on The Magazine Industry's Dirty Little Secret

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:23:10 EDT

@Rock_Hunter: Hah, nice.

fileunder commented on Holes in the iPhone's Killer Restaurant-Recommendation App

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:19:46 EDT

I've tried this a few times, and no matter what part of town I'm in, it keeps suggesting that I go to some place called Genius Bar.

fileunder commented on How to Make Fun of Barack Obama

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:45:42 EDT

@MisterHippity: "What, should my campaign advisers, senior staff, the DNC and I be worried about something?"

fileunder commented on Renault Can Shut Down Magazines In France

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:40:03 EDT

I hope LeCarr is covering this for the Times.

fileunder commented on Scandal-Plagued Former Wal-Mart Exec Headed For Reality TV Infamy

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:54:11 EDT

Jingles AND Two and a Half Men (Hey, Charlie Harper!) on CBS?

This is their very own 30 Rock and Studio 60 then? Sounds awesome.

fileunder commented on Renault Can Shut Down Magazines In France

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:49:16 EDT

@CodePink: That new model was going to be called the Renault Berthillon. THANKS AUTO PLUS.

fileunder commented on How to Make Fun of Barack Obama

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:27:57 EDT

Bowling pins are funnier than lapel pins.

fileunder commented on Andy Dick Arrested for Drugs, Groping 17-Year-Old

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:17:38 EDT

He needs to be kept away from wings and roasts.