firestorm888 commented on The $42 Million Question.

"Nature has a way of developing animal markings that convey the 'stay away' message."

firestorm888 commented on Pinback, Happiness, Docs

"C'mon Seth - earn your $72K/yr - go on craigslist and get yerself a videography intern for chrissake!"

firestorm888 commented on James Bond Curse Extends to Early 'Quantum of Solace' Reviews

"Yeah - know what?"

firestorm888 commented on McCain to Letterman: 'I Haven’t Had So Much Fun Since My Last Interrogation'

"At least Clinton had something to contribute content-wise to the talent part of the show w/ Arsenio - man on the sax!"

firestorm888 commented on Marcia Brady Traumatizes 'Today' Show Audiences With Syphilitic Tales Of Horror

"BB was always on opposite Speed Racer or Star Trek - never caught it - that is - unless my @#$%^& niece and nephew were staying over - then we HAD to watch it. *I* could've gotten those keys from the jail cell on the first try, Dad!"

firestorm888 commented on Phallic Fangs All A Twitter On This Weeks True Blood

"@reddingofish: Well - it does qualify as sci-fi - thru science, we now have synthetic blood."

firestorm888 commented on Two New Possibilities For BSG's Final Cylon

"Ugh - the corpse of Smallville. When thinking about Smallville - I'm constantly reminded of the bit from the Kevin Smith dvd "Evening Harder" - where he spills the meeting he took with Jon Peters - the one where Peters tells him - "No blue suit, no flying" - which once you take those elements away - and de-age the characters - well - that's Smallville, right? Only thing that's missing is the GIANT SPIDER!"

firestorm888 commented on Olivia Munn Does Filthy Things With Raw Seafood

"@Tyrol_Kyd: aaaWWWW snippty snap >SAAAAHHH-NAP<"

firestorm888 commented on 'Gossip Girl' Star Runs From Fear Of Food

"When I met HS after a Citizens Upright performance in 2004, he had significantly fewer jimmies - glad to see he's prospering!"

firestorm888 commented on David Letterman on the 'Squirrelly' John McCain: 'I Don't Trust Him'

"@Dancing Milkcarton: Wait - you're not an environmental-friendly carton - you're an as-yet unrecyclable Tetra-pak!"