fishwife commented on Which Singer Received Oral Sex In Exchange For Coke While Backstage At Fashion Week?

"1 - Dame Judi Dench2 - Joan Collins3 - Michael Jackson or not"

fishwife commented on Britney Spears Breaks Silence For OK!

"@Flashman: Any coincidence they're all dead? @fileunder: You can keep him if we can have Sarah Silverman."

fishwife commented on Britney Spears Breaks Silence For OK!

"Sorry, that's "need", not "neeed"."

fishwife commented on Britney Spears Breaks Silence For OK!

"I feel I neeed to speak for all Brits (the nationality, not the popstress) when I say : "America, we are truly sorry"."

fishwife commented on Hollywood Cheers As Clumsy Madame Hits 'Reply All' To Her All-Star Client List

"@Minsley Tortimer: Or "Charlie's Aunt" with perhaps a spelling error"

fishwife commented on Hollywood Cheers As Clumsy Madame Hits 'Reply All' To Her All-Star Client List

"@Oxycontinmoron: That's Prince Felix Fafona - he's a lovely man but gracious me what a terrrible life he seems to have."

fishwife commented on Miley Cyrus Is A "Whore," Eva Longoria Is "Fat" & "Ugly People" Should Live In A Concentration Camp

"I'd sentence him to making out with John Meyer in public and then getting called a liar for claiming it happened and ..."

fishwife commented on David Duchovny's Friend Is On A Roll

"I love him, I love him, I love him."

fishwife commented on More Office Nostalgia

"I'd get one but the treadle on my Acme Computator is broken."

fishwife commented on Whoa--Who Raped The Coreys?

"Has anybody ever seen Corey Feldman and Liev Schreiber in the same place at the same time?"