fiveinchtaint commented on Mean British Bully Toby Young Is Overwrought and Underseasoned

"I preferred lady cornstalk to miss walleye, but the DACOS just didn't cut it."

fiveinchtaint commented on Greta Van Susteren Leaps to Defense of Her Good Friend Sarah Palin

"Though we try to hide it, it's clear; our world crumbles when she is not here."

fiveinchtaint commented on Sometimes, the Best Decisions Are the Ones That Are Made for You

"Best of luck, Sheila."

fiveinchtaint commented on Which Gossip Is Sleeping With a Cable Network Head and a Popular TV Actor?

"All of them! (You probably haven't heard that one in a while, Richard)"

fiveinchtaint commented on "We're Going Home. Her T-Shirt Said Something Mean About Me."

""How come I can't make a whistle?" "You blow."

fiveinchtaint commented on "You... Deplete Me."

""Playful judo chop!"

fiveinchtaint commented on Credit Suisse Bankers to Eat Toxic Cake They Baked

"Suisse Bakers Credit Toxic Cake They Ate To Bank"

fiveinchtaint commented on Some Of You Won't Have to Worry About Those Facebook Commenters Anyway

"CodePink - don't go toward the light."

fiveinchtaint commented on Stiller Steps in for Ruffalo after Russian Roulette Tragedy

"@Moff: Goddamn Russians."

fiveinchtaint commented on Preemptive Complaints of Media Bias Watch

"I hope you guys link to those "artistic" photos my sister's dim-witted boyfriend took of her and posted on his blog."