Flashman commented on Anti-Groping Ads Too Sexy For You Horndogs

"@captMeat: Fuck off, Randy."

Flashman commented on Anti-Groping Ads Too Sexy For You Horndogs

""Rub against me, and I'll come after you""

Flashman commented on Anti-Groping Ads Too Sexy For You Horndogs

""Rub against me, and I'll beat you off""

Flashman commented on Anti-Groping Ads Too Sexy For You Horndogs

""Rub against me, and you'll be rubbing against everyone I've ever rubbed against""

Flashman commented on Anti-Groping Ads Too Sexy For You Horndogs

""Rub against her, and we'll be coming after you""

Flashman commented on Anti-Groping Ads Too Sexy For You Horndogs

""Rub against me and you'll have to get off""

Flashman commented on Reader Response: We Are All Racist For Not Hating that 'New Yorker' Cover

"P.S."

Flashman commented on Reader Response: We Are All Racist For Not Hating that 'New Yorker' Cover

"Uh, does HNIC stand for something other than Hockey Night In Canada?"

Flashman commented on Jaws Comes Home

"You're gonna need a bigger post."

Flashman commented on What Does Jesse Jackson Want to do With Barack Obama's Nuts?

"...it's totally been taken out of context"

Flashman commented on What Does Jesse Jackson Want to do With Barack Obama's Nuts?

"Clearly, what the Reverend said was "I want to cut his nuts off," but all he meant was that Obama was eating too many of the free nibbles over by the Baptist Convention Center bar."

Flashman commented on Architect Blames His Screwup On Naughty Climbers

"@flossy: Loosen."

Flashman commented on "Reading: This shit is crazy"

"Thank-you Gawker."

Flashman commented on The Five Totally Not Dirty Words You Can't Say in the New York 'Times'

"I learned tonight that on English tv you can say "I'd like to rip his nuts off" as long as you preface it with: 'Please excuse my, or rather Reverend Jackson's, language.'"

Flashman commented on The Best Live Mic Mistakes Ever

"Hey, what about CNN at the Democratic convention?: "More balloons! Where the hell are they?! What the fuck are you guys doing up there?!" That's my favourite."

Flashman commented on Playboy's Blog-Girls of Summer

"@Pope John Peeps II: Agreed."

Flashman commented on Hobosexual

"We are all in the gutter, but John Mayer is looking at the cars."

Flashman commented on New Yorker Near-Copies Another Cartoon

""Woah there!"