"At the risk of incurring he ire of all those who feel sympathy for this guy (an emotion I totally understand), let's all keep in mind that this guy's job has been blocking the effective functioning of the constitution, which he swore to defend and uphold."
"Not since Heavy D and the Boys first asked us "Now that we've found love, what are we gonna do [with it]?" has such a poignant quandary been presented to the American public."
"Finally, I can live out my lifelong dream of peddling my car to the drive-through, being handed a giant platter of mammoth ribs, and comically buckling under their weight."
"@ADismalScience: I know of no one on this board or in public forums that has said we should have peace with al Qaeda or that we shouldn't finish the job we started in Afghanistan."
"@strangebrew: Uh, dude, not to nitpick, but you're quoting a "newspaper" that is owned and operated by the Korean reincarnation of Jesus Christ (yeah, that one), who also happens to be a convicted tax cheat."
"And more than 50% of Bush voters probably believe that the Iraq War clusterfuck was a justifiable response to the attacks of 9/11, which proves conclusively that our idiots are a helluva lot smarter than their idiots.
Trust me, we all saw the drooling goons at the McCain/Palin torch ceremonies."
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