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"In the employment opportunities, they forgot to mention Dermatologist."

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"I could see if it were to mark some rite of passage."

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"The woman's practically a necrophiliac."

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"Um, isn't "Get some nuts" pro-gay? And could this be what made Jesse Jackson crave Obama's nuts?"

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"I used to be embarrassed about not liking to swim."

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flexy commented on Ivanka Trump Plans Conversion To Judaism For Jared Kushner

"A big part of being Jewish is growing up Jewish."