hummingpenguin commented on When The Nice Guy Down The Street Makes You Uncomfortable

"Wow."

hummingpenguin commented on Nitro's 'Bitch Tits' Memoir To Resurrect American Literature

"Can I start calling mine bitch tits, or is that just for dudes?"

hummingpenguin commented on Tom Cruise Laughs About Being Insane Scientologist

"@get the buttah: His Inside the Actor's Studio was a treatise on paranoid mental illness."

hummingpenguin commented on Which Actor Recently Had 'The Most Natural Plastic Work We’ve Seen In a While'?

"Pot head is Sean Penn."

hummingpenguin commented on Did Blago Actually Break the Law?

"@contradicto: RDJ!"

hummingpenguin commented on Happy Bipartisan Senate Torture Report Day!

"It warms my heart to know that Bush, Rummy, Gonzalez, Ashcroft and the rest of these goons will go down in history as villains."

hummingpenguin commented on Tom Cruise Revists Today Show, Still Seems Crazy

"K-I-T, Keep It Together, Tom!"

hummingpenguin commented on Carrie Fisher Wants You to Get Electroshock Therapy

"Yep, love her."

hummingpenguin commented on Which TV Star Lies About Helping Needy Families?

"@BitchyD: This would severely dent my faith in humanity, as I have this image of Carrell as a nice, unassuming, Catholic family man."

hummingpenguin commented on White House Memo: Please Damn Bush With Faint Praise

"@Beausoleil: Meh."