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"They definitely would be earning more if they'd stayed in China and not paid the snakeheads $45,000 a pop to smuggle them over here."

freshnesst commented on Dear Twentysomethings, It

"Why rent when you can own?"

freshnesst commented on Dear Twentysomethings, It

"Hey kids!"

freshnesst commented on Carrot Top Has Hit Bottom

""I should've had a V-8!""

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"Can we talk about Ira's mutt, and how ugly it is?"

freshnesst commented on Ann Coulter Now Just Kind Of Sad, Boring

"She could borrow Rush Limbaugh's prescription pad and self-medicate."

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"photog: "Can we run a photo of our chronically-late delivery trucks?" editor: "Nah, use Philly's." photog: "Is there circ also down?" editor: "How the hell should I know?""

freshnesst commented on NYU Students Forced To Take Unreliable Transportation!

"Rumor has it Pratt students take the subway."

freshnesst commented on Ice-Free Canada To Become Backdoor World Power!

"Baffin Bay, with its coconut trees and balmy beaches, is the next Caribbean."

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"Ad Age commentary on Apple users seems even more myopic than conservative think tanks on global warming."