friendlynerd commented on Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Set Is Inappropriately Proud Of Its Materials

"Eating melamine = not ok. Eating ON melamine = totally OK. Melamine plates aren't new, and unless you're carefully turning them into powder and eating them I think you'll be fine."

friendlynerd commented on Just Patchy

"I actually LOLed in my office at the fetal pig description."

friendlynerd commented on Best Buy Cancels Your Order As You Stand There Shouting "Stop!"

"@2719: Referring to the original poster as "asswipe" takes your credibility to zero."

friendlynerd commented on Best Buy Cancels Your Order As You Stand There Shouting "Stop!"

"@Wolzard: Going on for paragraphs about how the OP is wrong and then saying "I'm not blaming the OP" doesn't make it true."

friendlynerd commented on Jamie Lee Curtis, Silver Fox

"I'm sure it's just an unfortunate lighting phenomenon, but it looks like she's got a bulge."

friendlynerd commented on Subway Institutes $0.75 Refill Honor System?

"Go up to the register and tell them you need a receipt."

friendlynerd commented on Genetically Engineered Foods Edge Closer To Dinner Plate, FDA To Develop GE Rules

"@LastVigilante: I wish I could post a clip, but the Squidbillies episode "Wing Nut" is about that exact thing. "At last - the ultimate party platter."

friendlynerd commented on Morning Deals

"@mugsywwiii: That's because they sue generic cartridge makers out of existence."

friendlynerd commented on MIA's New Clothing Line Will Take Your Mon-Ay

"I went to see MIA last time she was in Philly."

friendlynerd commented on CVS Employee Calls Customer A 'Fucking AIDS Freak'

"@rdm24: He's not, read back in the comments. I do wish people would stop replying to him though, he's not coming back at this point."