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"Don't judge him by this work."

gomezparkinson commented on The People Have Spoken, And They Think James Franco Is a Rapist

"Now why isn't this Aaron Eckhart?"

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"As long as I have Don Draper to give pretend blowjobs to while sleeping slumped against the north end of the car, I'll leave the rest of you alone."

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"The teensiest bit of googling finds that Derek Theler and Lauren Conrad shared a New Years Eve kiss on Season Two of The Hills."

gomezparkinson commented on Mike Myers: International Man of Not-So-Much Mystery

"@Meeg: But what if #4 were Jimmy Stewart?"

gomezparkinson commented on Which Actor Is Going Gay in Bar Bathrooms?

"As a casual student of Old Hollywood sleezy gossip, I can state with the certainty of someone who wasn't there that #1 and #2 of the fourth item were nerd-hot charactor actor Keenan Wynn and ginger boy-toy of the '40s, Van Johnson."

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""With teenagers and young adults, there's a certain degree of role modeling that goes on." That should be "hole yodeling," right?"

gomezparkinson commented on Dog-Starving Artist Just Gets More Unpopular

"@oryx: Thanks!"

gomezparkinson commented on Dog-Starving Artist Just Gets More Unpopular

"What Wiki says: "It is reported in blogs, Internet forums and YouTube uploads that in 2007 Guillermo Vargas allegedly took a stray dog called Natividad from the streets of Managua, Nicaragua, and tied it to a short leash as an exhibit in an art gallery."

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"Lisa can make my lunch any day."