you have a weekend column on io9? how was i not aware of this?

Where you at, Moff? Gawker has a MOFF/PALIN post for you!!! You are being paged.

Here's what you were looking for on the strip-tease post:

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One day soon, I owe you a public put-up (it's the opposite of a put-down), because I got a genuine chuckle out of "Yay, opinions!" in the first Salinger thread, although by then it was too late for me to comment on it. Merci.

Well, that's not surprising. Everyone wants to make out with me.

I can sing, but I only know four notes between low C-sharp and low E. So, I don't know. But maybe it'll be a weird, post-modernist musical, and I can just do Mongolian Throat Singing.

Okay, so, I guess we're going to be in Spider-Man, the Musical.

You'd better tell braak. And get your jazz hands ready.

You consistently crack my shit up, dood.

Ohhh, I thought it was an adjective. I thought "any time" was the adverb(ial phrase). Never mind! Or! Change your status update!

Dude. Shouldn't that be "any time?"